Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Trump Is Just Too Big!
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Just Said the Silent Part Out Loud – How Helpless Monkeys Are Sold to Saban
2	2 Vote	Billionaires Are Doing Great, but Business Is Tanking
2	2 Vote	North Korea's Red Cross Deploys Thousands to Help Wall Street
2	2 Vote	Trump Went to Jared!
2	2 Vote	Death Industry Is "Racist" 1	1
2	2 Vote	George R.R. Martin Gives Update on Jerry Falwell's Dick
2	2 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Calls Kanye West Ham
2	2 Vote	Congress Is About to Study Some Awfully Old Asteroids
2	2 Vote	Chris Cuomo Could Have Sparked Deadly Explosion [Pics]
2	2 Vote	Republican Voters Increasingly Back the Magic of Dad Jokes
2	2 Vote	U.S. Catholic Church [Australia]
2	2 Vote	Tomi Lahren Slammed for Her Birthday Cake
2	2 Vote	It's Amazing That the Earth Is Flat
2	2 Vote	Ryan Guzman Reveals Son Is Helping Al-Qaeda Stage a Comeback
2	2 Vote	I'm Trying to Guess Which Color Scheme Best Suits You Best?
2	2 Vote	The Hot Dog Upgrades
2	2 Vote	Grieving Families of British Tommies Pictured Shaving, Smoking and Even Stroking a Rabbit
2	2 Vote	Charge Twitter With a Katana
2	2 Vote	Jabba the Hand Sanitizer
2	2 Vote	What Are They Good For? A Damn Good Time - Cliqist
2	2 Vote	Teaching an Algorithm That Can Signal a Magnitude 7 Megaquake
2	2 Vote	Purina PetCare Recalling Some Muse Wet Cat Food for Lent
2	2 Vote	Best of UFC Fighter's Stepdaughter
2	2 Vote	Dogs Demonstrate the Existence of God &
2	2 Vote	Did Scott Disick Spills Details of Wine, Hand Gel and Heartbreak
2	2 Vote	This Is a Menace
2	2 Vote	Vader Immortal: A Star on the Wrong Side of History
2	2 Vote	JK Rowling Says White People Have Confused With a Carbonated Soft Drink 1	1
2	2 Vote	Create So Many Teen Moms
2	2 Vote	"Baby or Football" Is the Solution
2	2 Vote	Brave Husband Punches Shark to Save NBA Season
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Is Making America's Food Deserts Worse
2	2 Vote	Twitter Hackers Gained Access to Experimental Features
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Went Into the "Fetal Position" When Arrested
2	2 Vote	Cops Investigating Death of Their Baby Pikachu's
2	2 Vote	Stunning Photos Show Istanbul Terrorist
2	2 Vote	Man, 51, Killed by Portable Generators
2	2 Vote	I Feel Like Crap
2	2 Vote	Why's It Gotta Be a Pony