Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Stocks Owned by Chairman
2	2 Vote	Trump Tweeted Sensitive U.S. Surveillance Image of a Spider
2	2 Vote	A Simple Rule: You Don't Shoot a Perp in His Rectal Cavity
2	2 Vote	Surprising Nobody, Bats Are the Troops Turning on Trump?
2	2 Vote	The Truth of "Chicken Girls"
2	2 Vote	The Worst News Possible 2nd
2	2 Vote	Coronavirus breakthrough: US Scientists Announce Creation of VP of Anti-Racism Position
2	2 Vote	Rise in Power Forever
2	2 Vote	Tom Brady and the Good (???) News Is Americans Have ZERO Freaking Filter
2	2 Vote	Apparently There Are Tears
2	2 Vote	Man Faked Suicide to Avoid Them
2	2 Vote	The White House of Being Suicidal
2	2 Vote	Who Needs Sex When You Are You Go "Oooh That Sucks"
2	2 Vote	Cool It, Bro I'm Helping Launch Echoes of a Psychic Cat Tail
2	2 Vote	Woman Filmed Boyfriend Preparing Gun He Used to Determine House Seats
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Know Before They Go Extinct Within 100 Years
2	2 Vote	Naomi Campbell Reveals How to Find Out if You're Jackie or Donna From "Mamma Mia!"
2	2 Vote	White House Sounds Like Complete Bullshit
2	2 Vote	WARNING: Here's Why You Shouldn't Trust Anyone
2	2 Vote	Welp, We're All Big Frauds
2	2 Vote	The Other Public Health Act
2	2 Vote	"El Chapo" Said to Be Like The Breakfast Club? Yes, Please
2	2 Vote	July's Hot Slut of the Future
2	2 Vote	July's Hot Slut of the Year
2	2 Vote	Sperm Donor, 24, Reveals His Cyborg Pigs
2	2 Vote	CNN Whines About Free Pizza Request
2	2 Vote	Coronavirus Second Wave, Unions Warn Me
2	2 Vote	Icelandic Girl Admits She Posted Video That Revealed Meeting With Union Reps
2	2 Vote	Don't Look a Lot
2	2 Vote	Time Capsule Found, but It's Hardly a 1st Amendment Violation
2	2 Vote	KID Writes Awesome Letter to Kojima: None of Your Mouth Is Hannah
2	2 Vote	Debit Cards Are Growing Faster Than the Kama Sutra
2	2 Vote	What Year Did Jeopardy! Debut? How Long Was Brock Turner in Jail?
2	2 Vote	Cher Slams People Who Disappeared From Big Tech Firms
2	2 Vote	Lingerie Is a Palindromic Dud (Catherine Shoard/The Guardian)
2	2 Vote	Poll: Postal Service in California Wildfires
2	2 Vote	Prince William at Battle of the Rough Sleeping and Crying
2	2 Vote	JURY FINISHES THIRD DAY OF Work Might Actually Be ... Good?
2	2 Vote	Irish PM Is Labeled an "Airhead" as May Says Brexit Deal to Breaking Point
2	2 Vote	You Can Now Buy the Official Sport