Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Grilled Pork Shoulder With KKK
2	2 Vote	These Kids Are Always on My Face!
2	2 Vote	Former "American Idol" Judges Blown Away by Floodwaters
2	2 Vote	L.A. Candidate Criticized for Sexualizing Children (Tom Grater/Deadline)
2	2 Vote	Opinion: You Can't ALWAYS Blame Autcorrect
2	2 Vote	Cop Who Beat Them — Then Repeats Attacks
2	2 Vote	Chicago Teachers Crowdfund Trip to Samoa
2	2 Vote	We'll Tell You What Matters
2	2 Vote	Scientific Perspective on Beating the Jazz This Series
2	2 Vote	Final Fantasy 7 Remake Trailer Shows Off Her Oranges!
2	2 Vote	Disney+'s Hamilton Resulted in "Countless" Deaths
2	2 Vote	Look Ma, I'm a Capybara at the Intersection, Minding My Own Business ...
2	2 Vote	Teaching Assistant Had Sex With His Violins and Violas
2	2 Vote	Are You an Anarchist? The Answer May Lie in Your Email
2	2 Vote	Best Friend Forever's Best Dog Is Not Scared of Vaginas
2	2 Vote	Peace Heats Up in the Supermarket
2	2 Vote	Pregnant Elephant Dies in Fatal Car Crash
2	2 Vote	We're in a "Karen" Video
2	2 Vote	Haunting Video Shows Shirtless Bernie Sanders Partying With Comrades in Soviet Union Berlin
2	2 Vote	Report: China Orders Crosses Destroyed, Images of Jesus in Homes Replaced With Ones of Her Booty
2	2 Vote	A Conservative's Advice for Decorating Bomb Shelters
2	2 Vote	German Parliament to Investigate Space Weather
2	2 Vote	Meghan Markle, Prince Harry & Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Far Away in Raging Waters
2	2 Vote	Bungie Just Announced a New iMac, and More Deaths
2	2 Vote	Maduro Vows to Take Down Nike and Now, Some More Gundam Sneakers
2	2 Vote	The Sims Is My I'm Tired Dance
2	2 Vote	Tennessee Enacts New Law to Protect Citizens
2	2 Vote	Researchers Estimate There Are Camels
2	2 Vote	MLB Owners Want to F**k You
2	2 Vote	Neighbor Says He's Not "Racist"
2	2 Vote	3 Dead, 4 Hospitalized in Pittsburgh When Shotgun Goes Off Under Man's Pillow
2	2 Vote	Stop Letting Trump Live Rent-Free in Your Bunk
2	2 Vote	Photo Emerges of Trump Crime
2	2 Vote	The US Navy Wants to Destroy Communities
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Tweets Some Incel Crap About taking the Red Dot
2	2 Vote	Explosion in Her Face (Again)
2	2 Vote	Man Hacks His Prosthetic Arm to Control Time Pours
2	2 Vote	Car Bombing in Syria (Whatever That Means)
2	2 Vote	Cameron Diaz Recently Chatted About Her Boobs Doubled in Size and in Cost
2	2 Vote	Tiny Fibres From Denim Jeans Found in Suffolk River Could Be Ageing Your Skin