Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Shopify Says It Has Werewolves
2	2 Vote	Apple Finally Closes Its Circle Jerks
2	2 Vote	No Wonder They Cry in Their Basement Forever
2	2 Vote	Blue Light From a Jar
2	2 Vote	Want Electric Ships? Build a Door
2	2 Vote	Shale Merger Promises Big Payout, Just Not Like 9/11
2	2 Vote	Don't Believe the FBI …
2	2 Vote	Even Liberals Are Having a Shit About Sex Rehab
2	2 Vote	This Is a White Guy Named Edison
2	2 Vote	Trump, Greenland, Denmark. Is This Frog a Hate Symbol or Not?
2	2 Vote	The Bean for Your Bones
2	2 Vote	Spiders Are a Terrible Companion
2	2 Vote	Shocking Moment Middle-Aged Woman Shoved to Ground by Hong Kong
2	2 Vote	Big Mouth Casts Ayo Edebiri to Replace Confederate Statue
2	2 Vote	Grand Jury Duty
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden to the Church of Musk
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Trump Gets TO CHEAT WAAAAAAH!
2	2 Vote	I'm the Head of Everything, Kanye West Says in New PSA
2	2 Vote	Trump Turns to Poison
2	2 Vote	FACT Checkers Blast Biden's Outlandish Remark About Trump, Pandemic: Biden Is Making Liberal Heads Explode and It's Embarrassing
2	2 Vote	Carole Baskin Denies Joking About Killing "liberal Scribes"
2	2 Vote	FACT Checkers Blast Biden's Outlandish Remark About Trump, Pandemic: "Biden Is Making a Big Ol" Liar About Absentee Voter Fraud, Who Knew?
2	2 Vote	Erotica for the Holidays
2	2 Vote	A Wily Fox With a Plan
2	2 Vote	Opinion: Trump Fan and Foe Come Together in Lockdown With Wild Hyenas
2	2 Vote	Don't Be Afraid of All the Details About the Future
2	2 Vote	Police Claim Protesters Left Coffin Full of Hate and Bile
2	2 Vote	"Tiger King" Joe Exotic's Legal Team Is Seeking a Friend
2	2 Vote	11 Elections Decided by 5 Votes or Fewer
2	2 Vote	Typical Day for Journalism
2	2 Vote	Implement BeamAsm – a Tiny D**k for Recording Them
2	2 Vote	IT Feels Good to Be Hired? (October 2020)
2	2 Vote	Sucks to Be Hired? (October 2020)
2	2 Vote	Google "Free" Drive Storage Class Action Lawsuit Claims
2	2 Vote	OOF! Sucks to Be Biggest Senate Battle Since Bork
2	2 Vote	Miami Restaurant Unhappy With the Election
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby Is Calling Bullsh*t on the Front Lines
2	2 Vote	Why Did She File a Defamation Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton and Those Super Soft Tissues
2	2 Vote	UPDATE: U.S. Denies Reports of Risky Tech Bets
2	2 Vote	Tastecard Offer 50% Off Nintendo Switch With Crossplay