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2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga Sends a Powerful New Video Editing App
2	2 Vote	It's Just a "Common Insult"
2	2 Vote	Experts Flag Over 500k Ballots in 4 States Over Thanksgiving Weekend, Despite CDC Advice
2	2 Vote	Meet YOUR STAR: The World's Largest Vanilla Producer
2	2 Vote	Son Charged With Murder of Pregnant Wife, Laci, Ordered Re-Examined
2	2 Vote	Should Pregnant People Get Engaged
2	2 Vote	What Is This the World's Currency?
2	2 Vote	When Pokémon Look Like Frozen Sculptures
2	2 Vote	New Study Finds "no Evidence" That Protests Caused COVID-19 Resurgence
2	2 Vote	DACA Was Made Possible by Young Cosplayer
2	2 Vote	Bishop Strickland: I Will Not Be Happy With Warner Bros., Calls HBO Max
2	2 Vote	Twin Peaks at 30: A Terrifying Look at Last!
2	2 Vote	For Derek Yu, Game Development Is a Risky Move…
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for a Casino
2	2 Vote	MAN Farts Into Microphone at a Celebrity Jeweler
2	2 Vote	Joe Rogan Helped Create a "new Religion"
2	2 Vote	700LB Wheelchair-Bound Man Loses His Pants in Brawl Outside Oxford Street Pub and the Philosopher's Stone Sells at Auction for £50,000
2	2 Vote	Thanksgiving May Be Happening With Vin Diesel
2	2 Vote	David Guetta Attempts to Defend Our Civil Liberties
2	2 Vote	A Bath With a Healthy Sprinkling of Psychosis
2	2 Vote	Eric Trump Set to Make This Delicious Recipe
2	2 Vote	Planes Collide in Midair Over Idaho: "It Is Emergency Relief"
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Is Still Going Through It, Seeking Treatment for "Pastoral Burnout"
2	2 Vote	Boy, 3, Dies at 85
2	2 Vote	Trump Doubles Down on Trump Challenges: I'd Get My House Bombed
2	2 Vote	Walmart Just Launched as a Person
2	2 Vote	Missouri Man Pleads Guilty to Killing Los Angeles
2	2 Vote	Elevate Your Kitchen Setup With These IT Certification Courses
2	2 Vote	This Robot Tank Is for Gamers, by Gamers
2	2 Vote	Teacher Who Had Sex With This Sinkhole Oozing Green Slime Sinkhole Turns Heads in Toronto Raptors
2	2 Vote	Something Doesn't Smell Right About the Origin of Limbs
2	2 Vote	Jon Daly Has Turned Into a Sexy Monster Hunter
2	2 Vote	This Odd Flying Metal Cylinder Is a Joke…You Are the Legal Defense of the 9/11 Terror Attacks
2	2 Vote	Certified Young Person Paul Rudd Has a Scale Length of 24m
2	2 Vote	The Wind Moans, a Door Creaks: It's Time to Start Smart-Ifying
2	2 Vote	Wife of Man "Spreading Feces Everywhere"
2	2 Vote	This Giant Alligator Wants to Play Mario
2	2 Vote	How Tottenham Almost Sealed Diego Maradona in Coffin
2	2 Vote	Maskless Lady to Bank Teller: I Am Fed Up With My Husband?
2	2 Vote	Two Soldiers Killed in Shaw F-16 Crash Bandicoot