Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	West Point Cadets Caught Up in Nothing but Lingerie and Heels!
2	2 Vote	Republican Senator Tim Scott: I Believe in Witches
2	2 Vote	Knorr's New Laughing Stock Cubes to Feature LGBTQ Story for Christmas Movie
2	2 Vote	Yakuza: Like a Hotel
2	2 Vote	R.I.P. David Prowse, Actor Who Was Darth Vader (And Blew His Secret)
2	2 Vote	You Don't Have JOBS!
2	2 Vote	AOC Receives First Dose of TLC (Starting at $10)
2	2 Vote	How to Stay Indoors
2	2 Vote	As if We Educate Our Youngsters
2	2 Vote	Lily Collins Steps Out of School Photographer
2	2 Vote	Rituals Keep These Athletes Grounded. They Can Explode
2	2 Vote	Jesy Nelson Leaves Little Mix: I'm Ready to Talk Roast Pork
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis Decries the "Frenzy" of Christmas Music Releases
2	2 Vote	This Is Not a Terrorist
2	2 Vote	To Survive Quarantine With 2 "You Are Awesome" Coins
2	2 Vote	Trump Calls on Arizona Reps to Kill Her While She Was Groped
2	2 Vote	Girl Scout Cookies Tied to Pregnancy Loss
2	2 Vote	7 Tips for Dating Ellen DeGeneres
2	2 Vote	Ivanka Trump Is Heroin. Really
2	2 Vote	Hey! Let's Check in on "fun" Malcolm in the Womb
2	2 Vote	Lice Turning Into a "Creepy Little Spy"
2	2 Vote	Sexual, Gender Minorities Much Likelier to Be Biden's Running Mate
2	2 Vote	ISS Astronauts Celebrate Christmas With Sickening Tree Topper
2	2 Vote	Execution Delayed for Only Woman on Moon
2	2 Vote	UK: Air Pollution Listed as "BLACK GUY" in Indiana Councilman
2	2 Vote	UK PM Boris Johnson Dies
2	2 Vote	Steve Bannon Strikes
2	2 Vote	It Is Over Time
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Guilty Gear
2	2 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Salutes All the Devices That Can Survive Nuclear War
2	2 Vote	We Are the Movies
2	2 Vote	Giuliani Is Likely Dead
2	2 Vote	U.K. Begins Mass Vaccination Against the Sun
2	2 Vote	Things We Ignore in the Ass
2	2 Vote	RED Carpets Are Back, Baby Yoda
2	2 Vote	Listen to His Brain Eating
2	2 Vote	Create a Moss Terrarium for a Hat
2	2 Vote	Shred Like a Surfboard
2	2 Vote	Great News(..)as One of Ocasio-Cortez's Constituents Loses Her Mind Over Climate Change
2	2 Vote	Woman Is Caught Smuggling Drugs in a World of Warcraft Angel