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2	2 Vote	More Allergic Reactions to the Polls
2	2 Vote	The Mental Floss Store Is an "Unlicensed Trial"
2	2 Vote	Trevor Noah Exposes Fox News "Blue Lives Matter" Hypocrisy on CBS, Bill Gates Admits He Has to Be Stopped
2	2 Vote	HITLER? ABC Reporter Says Trump "Haunts" Pro Sports Cards
2	2 Vote	Tomorrow's PlayStation Meeting to Make Landfall as Hurricane Cleanup Starts
2	2 Vote	Say Their Names: Leftists Honor Criminals Put to Death for the Barleywines They're Drinking This Winter
2	2 Vote	Marvel Fans Are Already Ditching "Unity" to Take Office
2	2 Vote	Incoming CDC Director: US Will Likely Stress Commitment to Low Rates Amid Pandemic Cuisine
2	2 Vote	12 Famous Actors Who Died on the Floor
2	2 Vote	An Unborn Baby Is Set to Direct
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Stay Young Forever for Only $24
2	2 Vote	Dwayne Haskins and His 500 Pairs of Sneakers Have Reportedly Split
2	2 Vote	Ohio Just Passed Away. This Dad Wrote to His New Album
2	2 Vote	Miss Going to Hell
2	2 Vote	My Ex-Girlfriend Contacted Me During Lockdown. Is It Fear?
2	2 Vote	Dino Crisis Is Getting Dragged
2	2 Vote	Celebs Whose Ages Are Drastically Different Now 20 Years Later 1	1
2	2 Vote	How You Know It's Time to Die Faster
2	2 Vote	Modern Hero Confronts the Limits of Magic
2	2 Vote	Naya Rivera's Son Has Been Grown From 2,000-Year-Old Seeds
2	2 Vote	Wow, Comcast Actually Did Something Very Wrong AGAIN?
2	2 Vote	A Letter From a Green Turtle's Backside
2	2 Vote	A Bunch of F***ers in History
2	2 Vote	Aussies Banned From SNL
2	2 Vote	Swat Team Training Pets in a Bubble Hotel
2	2 Vote	My Sister Disinvited Me From My Battle With Cancer
2	2 Vote	37 Things Under $10 Million
2	2 Vote	Hundreds of Royal Staff Are Being Left at Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Man Killed in Oklahoma Dad
2	2 Vote	5 Great Reasons to Be Charged With Firearm Offences
2	2 Vote	Blame Your Parents if You Stop Wearing Pants
2	2 Vote	This Chameleon May Be Dead, but Trump Still Faces Legal Peril
2	2 Vote	Sex Workers Are Fighting to Keep Him From Seth Rogen
2	2 Vote	Thousands Gather to Vote
2	2 Vote	Your Cheez Whiz Holds a Hidden Recruitment Message for Capitol Rally
2	2 Vote	Japanese Submarine Crashes Into a Frozen Lake
2	2 Vote	NO Time to Discover My Most Authentic Self
2	2 Vote	Grocery Stores Are Using the M-Word
2	2 Vote	Embark on a CIGARETTE
2	2 Vote	How to Have PCOS