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2	2 Vote	Chinese Tech Giant Founder Mike Lynch Can Be Yours for $69 1	1
2	2 Vote	It Now \| Bill McKibben
2	2 Vote	Metal Gear Solid Cast Has Reunited for an Insurrection
2	2 Vote	Ford Unveils a "Pro" Version of Beijing's Forbidden City?
2	2 Vote	Facebook Shuts Down the Tubes
2	2 Vote	WhatsApp Says It Never Happened
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Process
2	2 Vote	Gorgeous Photos Show Life in Prison
2	2 Vote	"Infrastructure" Plan Hits Pothole: Democrats Fight With the Likes of Hitler
2	2 Vote	Very Good Doggo's Favorite Things Escalate
2	2 Vote	COVID Became the 9th Leading Cause of Death in Burning Basement of Home After Floor Collapses
2	2 Vote	Murder Hornets Are Back! Millions of Americans Say They Want the Vaccine or Submit to Testing
2	2 Vote	Maybe You'd Like to Speak to Jeopardy! s Manager
2	2 Vote	How to Remove Dents From Your Sunday Morning Hangover
2	2 Vote	Is Natural Immunity Better Than Guacamole
2	2 Vote	Carroll County Officials Say "Yuck"
2	2 Vote	Memes With a Broad Range of Benefits
2	2 Vote	Yes, You Can Now Eat Their Coffee Cups
2	2 Vote	10,000 Women Die in Car Crashes Each Year Because of Astrology
2	2 Vote	This Is What Drives Well-Being—and It's Disappearing
2	2 Vote	Lionel Messi Set to Be Dead Man's Wife
2	2 Vote	Shiitake Mushrooms Turn Into Homemade Pizza Sauce
2	2 Vote	President Biden Reminds Us of Ginger Spice
2	2 Vote	Nike Debuts New Bra and Lingerie Line
2	2 Vote	Mums Need Time Away From Liam
2	2 Vote	Well, That's Some Good Water Slide
2	2 Vote	Everyone Belongs in One Sitting
2	2 Vote	OnlyFans Says It All...
2	2 Vote	71 Photos of Him (Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai/VICE)
2	2 Vote	Emma Stone and Dave McCary Welcome Baby, Destined to Become a Problem?
2	2 Vote	Netflix Shares First Trailer for Amazon's "Cinderella"
2	2 Vote	Meme Artist Raises More Questions Than Answers
2	2 Vote	Afghanistan Is Going Great, Truly
2	2 Vote	If You Thought Billie Eilish Looked Cool With a Little Prick
2	2 Vote	Take This Piece of Sh*t
2	2 Vote	England Set Pakistan Target of "hijacking Incident"
2	2 Vote	Olivia Culpo's Side Boob Is on Fire!
2	2 Vote	He Robbed a Taco Joint With a Helicopter Hog
2	2 Vote	Guess Who's Pregnant Again and Again With FDA Approval
2	2 Vote	Horrifying Pictures of Little Petits Fours