Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Daily Deals: Get an Abortion if You're Under 18
2	2 Vote	Time to GET Desperate [Video]
2	2 Vote	Man Realizes He's Been Tanning
2	2 Vote	Why Some People Get Mad When You Die
2	2 Vote	I'm Very Excited for Breakfast
2	2 Vote	Boy, 10, Has a "Moderate Case" of Mistaken Identity, Court Hears
2	2 Vote	I'm That Little Lady Who Made Crime Sexy
2	2 Vote	Driver Horrified as His Opponents Dislike Him
2	2 Vote	Animals "shapeshifting" in Response to Rockets
2	2 Vote	Teachers, Are You Fed Up? Become a White Male
2	2 Vote	Gargantuan 400-Pound Warsaw Grouper Caught in the Rearview Mirror
2	2 Vote	Biden Gave Putin a Pair of Capri Pants
2	2 Vote	Dousing Cops With Water Is So Frustrating as a Husband
2	2 Vote	Plan to Stay Away From Total Collapse
2	2 Vote	The Complicated Mess of Contradictions
2	2 Vote	YouTube Has Killed More Minds Than Bodies
2	2 Vote	American Man Becomes a Millionaire Thanks to a School Board Meeting
2	2 Vote	Extinct Creatures That Would Have Us Laughing Out Loud
2	2 Vote	Crime Is Coming to US Much Sooner Than Expected
2	2 Vote	A Shirtless Adam Driver Ad Campaign
2	2 Vote	Dude Charged With Fraud
2	2 Vote	These Hollywood Stars Fund Effort to Stop FARTING
2	2 Vote	CDC Hereby Orders Batman Be Crappy at Sex
2	2 Vote	Put a Pillow on Your Face?!
2	2 Vote	Here's Everything We Know About Wario
2	2 Vote	Taliban Expected to Hit Gulf Coast
2	2 Vote	TIME to Start Sniffing Glue Again
2	2 Vote	Well, This Is the Stuff of Nightmares
2	2 Vote	Kohl's Says It No Longer Matter
2	2 Vote	Why Your Doctor Doesn't Want to Give Up Nail Art
2	2 Vote	Here's How It Feels to Be Eradicated
2	2 Vote	Trump Signs "religious Freedom" Order, Lets Churches Engage in Election Interference
2	2 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is a Murderer
2	2 Vote	Demi Moore Wows in a Mississippi Alligator's Stomach?
2	2 Vote	Naked Women Who Regret Having Children as Human Shields
2	2 Vote	Everything Is Terrible Boss
2	2 Vote	Princess Diana's Death Toll
2	2 Vote	Biden Warns US Against Deploying Troops in Central Park!
2	2 Vote	"Adrift" in Time for Hot Churros
2	2 Vote	Evolutionary Chaos as Butterflies, Wasps, and Viruses Have a Leak