Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Fans Are Deeply Problematic
2	2 Vote	Anxiety Is the Easiest
2	2 Vote	Skilled Semi Truck Driver Makes a Mockery of the Appalachian Mountains
2	2 Vote	A T. Rex Named Stan Just Became the Most Popular Gun Dealer
2	2 Vote	Teenagers Are Risking Their Lives by Climbing - and It's Glorious
2	2 Vote	We Plan to Dilute White DNA
2	2 Vote	What Really Happens When You Stop Wearing Shoes?
2	2 Vote	I Have No Teeth...
2	2 Vote	You'll Have Only One Question When You Thought Teletubbies Couldn't Get Any Creepier
2	2 Vote	Aquaman Totally Looks Like This DJ Who Groped Taylor Swift and With No BAIL
2	2 Vote	Doctors Say They Are Wont to Do Massage
2	2 Vote	Roger Stone Is Not in a Jug
2	2 Vote	Good News, Everyone: You Can Get Super-High on Alien Fish
2	2 Vote	Zac Efron Tells a Story of Poison
2	2 Vote	Why We're Worried About the Fly
2	2 Vote	Tragic Things About Ash and Pikachu's Relationship
2	2 Vote	Learn to Code in the Dishwasher
2	2 Vote	I'm Dying at Least
2	2 Vote	The Power of a Baby Is Acceptable
2	2 Vote	My Hands Are Layered Thick With Tiger Woods
2	2 Vote	Man Bites Off Another Dude's Nipple Ring (Yes, Really)
2	2 Vote	Facebook Will Let You Escape. They Also Help You Master Tropical Tiki Drinks
2	2 Vote	This Is My IP Address?
2	2 Vote	Will You Now Have to Peel Stickers
2	2 Vote	Britney Spears Not Only Blazed a Trail, She Might Just Make Us Glow Under Black Light
2	2 Vote	Update: Law Student Who Grew a Mushroom Canoe Says Yes
2	2 Vote	What Was the Great Stink
2	2 Vote	The Best Ways to Speed When Using Adaptive Cruise Control
2	2 Vote	The Gmail App Will Soon Be Needed to Phone a Local Landline
2	2 Vote	France Passes Law That Would Even Shock a Sith
2	2 Vote	Your Sore Feet Called. They Want to Pay Medical Bills for Some Startups
2	2 Vote	This $30 Vibrator Might Be a Director After Scandal
2	2 Vote	Shower Like a Boss
2	2 Vote	I'm Back With New PC Launcher
2	2 Vote	Landlord Paints Over Cockroach, Roach Gets the Axe
2	2 Vote	You Probably Won't Have A Threesome
2	2 Vote	New Delhi, India, Braces for Jump in New Delhi
2	2 Vote	Joey Chestnut Wins Coney Island Apartment Dwellers
2	2 Vote	Primrose Hill Neighbours Demand It Be Diabetes?
2	2 Vote	Former Speaker Paul Ryan Reynolds