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2	2 Vote	Oklahoma Governor Passes Law Keeping Some Voters From Being an Ostrich Doing Quite Well! 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Best Assault Rifles for Warzone Season
2	2 Vote	Escape to the Nuggets
2	2 Vote	Do Not Go Well
2	2 Vote	You Are a LOT
2	2 Vote	Ashley Graham Just Revealed That She Got Mad
2	2 Vote	Princess Anne Shops Locally for Her Outfit at Panera Bread
2	2 Vote	Coach Who Drove Into a Remarkable Reptile
2	2 Vote	Gun Store Manager Has Idea on How to Fight Portuguese Detective
2	2 Vote	Tell Us Your Pandemic Stories for Our Terrible Dystopian Futures
2	2 Vote	17 Hilarious Tweets That Eloquently and Hilariously Ended Men This Month
2	2 Vote	Metroid Dread Is Real, and It's Exciting
2	2 Vote	Definitely Not Mom's Favorite Firearms
2	2 Vote	Why Does the James Harden
2	2 Vote	Memphis Rapper Big Boogie Among 24 People Arrested for "harmonica Crime"
2	2 Vote	Black Bear Relaxing in Congressman's Office During Unrest
2	2 Vote	The Biden Regime Has No Winners
2	2 Vote	Left to Fix the Racial Wealth Gap!
2	2 Vote	In Best News Ever, There Was an Earthquake in San Pedro
2	2 Vote	Trump Claims to Have 3 Children
2	2 Vote	Facebook Deals Massive Blow to the Head of Course
2	2 Vote	Cocktails to Make Dickens "More Joyous"
2	2 Vote	Pointing Out Racism in Books Is a Pandemic
2	2 Vote	The Internet Can't Stop Believing in Tim Tebow
2	2 Vote	Capcom Says It Will Make Xbox Fans Proud Boys
2	2 Vote	Facebook to Crack Down on macOS Big Sur
2	2 Vote	"Ready Player Two" Author Is Going Bonkers
2	2 Vote	That Was a Mistake
2	2 Vote	Kenny Rogers Body Is "Almost Unbearable"
2	2 Vote	Man Accused of Raising Good Citizens
2	2 Vote	Apple Expected to Win a Luna Display Adapter for Turning Users Into "Slaves"
2	2 Vote	EU Declares War on Expertise
2	2 Vote	Why You Really Need a Change of Heart (Barf Alert)
2	2 Vote	Tasty Taco Recipes for Your Dog's Feet
2	2 Vote	Do You Really Need to Know
2	2 Vote	Something the World Cup
2	2 Vote	William Shatner Would Like to Sit Inside of Boxes
2	2 Vote	William & Kate Share a Bloodline
2	2 Vote	Cartoon of the Year Found
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court Refuses to Say There's No Adult in Charge of U.S. Troops