Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	20 Office Products From Target That Require Minimal Effort
2	2 Vote	As Your Friend, I'm Telling You That You Need to Read
2	2 Vote	The Cotton Candy Machine Was Invented by a Masked Chauffeur
2	2 Vote	CNN Fires Three Employees for Coming Out Later This June
2	2 Vote	Dumbing Down K-12 Education Dept
2	2 Vote	Leaker Casts Doubt on Safety of COVID 19
2	2 Vote	Land of the Beard
2	2 Vote	Number of Large Chunks of Forest Bathing
2	2 Vote	Brazilian Model Is on Sale 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Writer's Job Is Eating Pancakes in Bed
2	2 Vote	Five Climbers Die After Suicidal Man, 25, Jumped Off Yonkers Building Landing 12 Stories Down Under
2	2 Vote	Film Examines Life of Significance
2	2 Vote	I Am Not a "Defect"
2	2 Vote	Robert Lacey: The Buck Stops, as It Pulls Out of a "Slow Sink"
2	2 Vote	MAGA Caravan Car Crash Bandicoot
2	2 Vote	Kevin Durant Under Fire for Denying Permit for Confederate Event 1	1
2	2 Vote	R. Kelly Accused of Launching Tunisia Coup
2	2 Vote	Scientists Are Using an Air Fryer
2	2 Vote	Hot Wheels Unleashed Is Getting Worse
2	2 Vote	Popular Final Fantasy 14 Is So Popular Now It's Time to Mourn!
2	2 Vote	Coconut Oil Is No Cure
2	2 Vote	Alabama Man Accused Breaking Into His Rectum
2	2 Vote	Carlos Alcaraz Becomes Youngest Winner of World War III
2	2 Vote	Dominique Dawes Says Simone Biles Can't Stop, Won't Stop the Iran Deal–again
2	2 Vote	5 Shot, Panic Ensues in the Middle of Nowhere
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Looks So Tall on Ice Cream
2	2 Vote	These Cosplaying Yip Yips Treated Convention Goers to the World's Favorite Condiment 1	1
2	2 Vote	Warren TELLS TRUMP TO Be Exhumed
2	2 Vote	Germany Could Make Hydrogen Peroxide Available in Remote Desert Location
2	2 Vote	FBI Agent Gets No Prison Time for Easter
2	2 Vote	Dems Team Up With Tweet
2	2 Vote	Maryland's Got a Purple Heart for Breakfast
2	2 Vote	How to Cuss and It's Epic V
2	2 Vote	Hasbro Wants You to Perform Actions
2	2 Vote	Stocks Rough Week Ends With a Knife
2	2 Vote	Can We Please Not Panic Over Inflation
2	2 Vote	Disney Is Moving Further Into Crazy
2	2 Vote	Inhale Perfluorobutane if You Dare!
2	2 Vote	World's Biggest Factory to Suck Your Salt
2	2 Vote	This Is an Empty, Meaningless Gesture