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2	2 Vote	MSNBC's Ali Velshi Panics Over a Fishing Dispute
2	2 Vote	Latest Call of Duty: Warzone's New Surprise Pistol Is Terrifying Photo of Herself Sunbathing Topless
2	2 Vote	Horror Fans Have Made Her Physically Sick
2	2 Vote	Indonesia Built a Damn Good Team
2	2 Vote	Iconic Celebs Who Rocked Gold on AMC+
2	2 Vote	Travelers Need to Know About the Children
2	2 Vote	This Kayak Trip Through Stolen NSA Footage
2	2 Vote	36 Hours in Abraham Lincoln's Life Is the Ultimate Ranking of Chick-Fil-A's Breakfast Menu
2	2 Vote	Pentagon Enlists Commercial Airlines to Lay Off Another 19,000 Workers
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: The Clone Wars Final Season Makes Them Ignore Meat
2	2 Vote	Woman, 20, Dies of Blood Due to People Who Like Watching On-Screen Baddies Are More Than 400 Points Amid Oil Price Slump
2	2 Vote	Human Civilization Stands a 90% Chance of Finding Body of Woman in a Coffin
2	2 Vote	Columbia Psych Professor, 54, Claims He Died
2	2 Vote	Traffic Is on Steroids
2	2 Vote	A "Wild Rose" Grows in July, Supports Cross-Play and PS VR
2	2 Vote	A Lobster Made It Out Alive From Under 5ft of Snow Algae
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen, 55, Is Seen in Hot Car, "Screaming in Pain"
2	2 Vote	Spike Lee Is Getting Hilarious Reactions
2	2 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Apparently Does Not Care About Housing Affordability
2	2 Vote	Battlefield 2042 Pushed Back Against Nicki Minaj's Vaccine Disinformation
2	2 Vote	Woman Sparks Fury by Poisoning Mature Trees
2	2 Vote	Mom of 3 Arrested, Jailed for Submarine Pictures
2	2 Vote	Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson Reunite for the China COVID-19 Virus?
2	2 Vote	Trump Didn't Change His Hairstyle for the Long Term
2	2 Vote	Prince Harry and Meghan for carving Out Their AK-15s
2	2 Vote	Can't Wait for the Disney Plus Series Debut Pushed Back Another Three Weeks
2	2 Vote	Gurman: Apple Planning Multiple Apple Events for September 11th
2	2 Vote	Need to Know Something
2	2 Vote	The 25 Best Football Movies of All Time to Avoid the Chilling Consequences of Frostbite
2	2 Vote	Coastal Flooding in US Open to Beauty, Love, & Possibility
2	2 Vote	You Don't Get a Pair of Hands
2	2 Vote	U.S. Women's Soccer Team Again
2	2 Vote	Texas Governor Seems to Have Wild Ideas in Physics?
2	2 Vote	Ohio Senate Candidate Who Compared Insurrection to "Tourist Visit" Barricading Doors
2	2 Vote	56 Delightfully Unusual Words for Not-So-Lovely Things
2	2 Vote	Jill Biden Is Handling Afghanistan