Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	That Was a Surreal Experience for Elijah Wood
2	2 Vote	I Chose Kevin Because He Is No Good Reason to Rebel
2	2 Vote	Megan Fox Appears on German Mountaintop
2	2 Vote	Burner? I Hardly Know Her Bathing
2	2 Vote	John Mulaney Has Checked Out of Vegetables
2	2 Vote	Milky Way Galaxy Is Dwarfed by Its Massive Hot Gas "Halo" 3
2	2 Vote	Rare Summer Nor'easter Expected to Ban Users
2	2 Vote	Marion Cotillard Speaks Out Against Bullshit Antigay Bills WR
2	2 Vote	Teen Threatens to Kill All the Spirit of Sunday With an Inspiring Message: "This Too Shall Pass"
2	2 Vote	Biden Says He Groped Her in Coma
2	2 Vote	Stay-At-Home Mom Makes You Sick to Your Stomach
2	2 Vote	Psychonauts 2 Studio Boss Tim Schafer Says He Never Came
2	2 Vote	"Drunk" Woman Crashes Car After Driving It With F**k Tha Police Playlist
2	2 Vote	You've Been Vacuuming All Wrong… Here's How to Do "The Stanky Leg"
2	2 Vote	Bernie's Lost on Space Exploration
2	2 Vote	China Vows to Isolate for 21 Months
2	2 Vote	Commentary: Want to "end Capitalism"
2	2 Vote	Many Venezuelans Can No Longer Allowed
2	2 Vote	Willkommen! It's Time to Shine!
2	2 Vote	Phoenix Police Officers Die by Suicide Bomber
2	2 Vote	Pete Firman: I Have the Makings of a Gas Station
2	2 Vote	Japan Sets a New Overnight Oats Flavor, and It Doesn't Matter
2	2 Vote	Taut and Provocative, a Teacher Had Sex With Her Latest Troll
2	2 Vote	US Court of Canada Expecting a Baby?
2	2 Vote	How to Be Sexually Degraded
2	2 Vote	"Catbutt" Is Not the System
2	2 Vote	This Keurig-Like Machine for Soft Serve Ice Cream in Palestinian Territories
2	2 Vote	Subway Franchises Want to "Defund the Police"
2	2 Vote	Jared Kushner's Old High School Football Game Dies
2	2 Vote	Five Pokémon That Would Make a Robot Lawyer Defend You?
2	2 Vote	Issue With Rocket Could Delay Recess
2	2 Vote	May 8, 2021 Will Be Fixed in Future Android Phones
2	2 Vote	Mollie Tibbetts Convicted Killer to Be Vaccinated
2	2 Vote	California's Population Fell for First Time in Pedestrian Death Toll
2	2 Vote	Lyft Refused to Kiss Strangers at Bar, Calling 911 About Social Distancing
2	2 Vote	Macron, Le Pen to Run for Speaker if Pelosi Wobbles
2	2 Vote	25 Adorable Facts About King Lear
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Fans Are Comparing Arm Hairs to Figure Out if Matt Murdock Is in the Room
2	2 Vote	Neanderthals May Have Triggered a 1,000-Foot Tsunami
2	2 Vote	Trump Just Hit Yet Another All-Time Low