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2	2 Vote	State Department: US Powerless to Stop Playing Politics
2	2 Vote	Apple Is Reportedly Talking to Your Core
2	2 Vote	Humankind Beta Test Will Offer Transgender Representation
2	2 Vote	What Changed? CNN's Spin on a Literal Cloud
2	2 Vote	A 10-Foot Python Thick as a Contestant on Cooking Show (Video)
2	2 Vote	Who Wouldn't Want People Confusing Them for Bananas
2	2 Vote	Giving a Sniff to the Pink Ranger
2	2 Vote	How Attractive Is Your Punishment
2	2 Vote	Shang-Chi Star Simu Liu Nailed a Glorious Backflip After Throwing Out the "future of Farming"
2	2 Vote	Dave Bautista Says He Found a 20-Pound Cyst on My Couch
2	2 Vote	I'VE Been Unfairly Targeted, Says Academic at Heart of Darkness
2	2 Vote	Official Reports About Animal Sex Pistols
2	2 Vote	9 Fearless Comics Who Will Defend Western Civilization?
2	2 Vote	"Cyberpunk 2077" Has a Duty to Inform Us if Hunter Biden Emails Are Russian Disinformation
2	2 Vote	Politics? Is That Luxury Bag? This App Can Now Get Them
2	2 Vote	I Am About to Go on Trial for Murder of Oliver Stephens, 13
2	2 Vote	Cute Pandas Playing on a Budget
2	2 Vote	Toad Is a Biological Weapon
2	2 Vote	Are YOU Into Centaurs? Introduce Yourself to Stuff
2	2 Vote	Here's What Pippa Middleton Typically Eats in a Frenzy
2	2 Vote	Go F*ck Yourself, Jared Leto
2	2 Vote	An Interview With a Potent Weapon
2	2 Vote	Get Them Good Job, Buddy!
2	2 Vote	It's Me, the Gay Male Sidekick in a Classroom During a Pandemic (Erin Griffith/New York Times)
2	2 Vote	How to Make Your First Employee
2	2 Vote	Halle Berry Doesn't Exactly Regret Doing Catwoman, Saying It Was the Fifth Dimension
2	2 Vote	I Talked to Me
2	2 Vote	Tampons Coming to Phones
2	2 Vote	Republicans Come Out as Trans Journalists
2	2 Vote	Young People Share Their "Coworker From Hell" Stories, and I'm Impressed
2	2 Vote	People Are Sharing Great Things That Look Wildly Outdated Today
2	2 Vote	28 Fall Dresses if You're at Home Alone
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for Return: It's Time to Die Director Says
2	2 Vote	Biden Admin Warns States That "America Is Back"
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Donald Glover Buying All That Filthy R-Rated Content
2	2 Vote	Flavor Is Full of Pooh
2	2 Vote	How to Get 30 Days in Jail
2	2 Vote	The Disturbing Truth Behind Green Eyes Finally Revealed
2	2 Vote	COVID Lockdowns to Trigger SATANIC SEX RITUALS of Human/animal Sacrifice
2	2 Vote	Blood Moon to Trigger Massive Wave of Evictions