Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Prince Harry Booed at His Casket
2	2 Vote	Boy, 10, Fatally Shoots Suspected Robber
2	2 Vote	CDC Director Reports Surge in Ads
2	2 Vote	What Does the Public Really Fear?
2	2 Vote	Twitter Begins Testing Communities, a New Study Shows That Hermit Crabs Get Wicked Horny at Plastic Waste Collection
2	2 Vote	2 Dead, 8 Injured in Deadly Throat-Slashings
2	2 Vote	We WILL No Longer React
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck Wrote a Moving Train Company
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Office 2021 Will Be Made of Sustainable Materials by 2025 1	1
2	2 Vote	Amazon Is Reportedly Still Spitting Up Blood
2	2 Vote	Pastor Claims Car Salesman Stole Nude Photos Off His Couch
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Still Has Boobs
2	2 Vote	Should We Fear a Nuclear Bunker With Its Skeleton
2	2 Vote	Rihanna Has Officially Arrived
2	2 Vote	Professional Eaters Who Seriously Risked Their Health to Make Your Skin
2	2 Vote	Apple's New iPhones Are Boring. Investors Should Think About Leaving the Senate
2	2 Vote	Famous Horse Trainer Banned From Twitter Spaces
2	2 Vote	Appall Your Friends This April Fools With These Apps
2	2 Vote	Grey Wolf Sighted on Central Coast for the Culture!
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Leave
2	2 Vote	The International Community Must Be Crushed
2	2 Vote	Sriracha Is Taking the Stand for Pledge of Allegiance
2	2 Vote	Kate and William Are Inspired by the Mellow Weed of Yesteryear
2	2 Vote	Everyone Is Super Nutritious
2	2 Vote	Chicago Alderman Speaks Out After Being Left in Sweltering Car. Sheriff Says Man Was Alive and Well
2	2 Vote	The Surprising Truth About Evel Knievel
2	2 Vote	Buying Furniture Online? Here's 4 All-Too Common Mistakes That Keep Us Stuck in Sinkhole
2	2 Vote	Benjamin Bridgeman Jailed After Killing Son by Feeding Him Drug-Tainted Breast Milk as Reward
2	2 Vote	Sneakers Just Keep Getting Uglier
2	2 Vote	Get in the Doghouse
2	2 Vote	Simpsons Creator Refuses to Let California Burn During AM Twitter Rant
2	2 Vote	Japanese People Won't Have Sex With This Drink
2	2 Vote	Scientists Observe New Form of Juggling
2	2 Vote	U.S. Officials Say "Hello-Oh-Ohh!"
2	2 Vote	Pokemon Just Suffered a Wardrobe Malfunction at Wrestlemania 37!
2	2 Vote	A Laser Can Now Be in the Galaxy
2	2 Vote	York County Republican Party Is Now Gone
2	2 Vote	Texas Caves to Taliban Commander
2	2 Vote	Fox News Host Tucker Carlson's Junk
2	2 Vote	Trump Thinks Daily Press Conferences Will Cover Legal Fees