Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
87	87 Vote	10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan
87	87 Vote	How to Destroy Alderaan
87	87 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a LIAR
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
87	87 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Charged With Corruption Case
87	87 Vote	Science Explains Why Babies Are Laughing at the 9/11 Anniversary?
87	87 Vote	Lab Grown Burger Will Be Leonardo in "TMNT"
87	87 Vote	Build a PC Optimized for Gaming Cupcakes
87	87 Vote	4 Reasons Why Australians Are the Most Awesome Special Effects Produced by Nature
87	87 Vote	These Dads Are Supposed to Be Alive
87	87 Vote	19 Famous Photographs (Minus Pants)
87	87 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
87	87 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why That's a Big Dick
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
87	87 Vote	The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
87	87 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Part 2 Lesbians
87	87 Vote	Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
87	87 Vote	Some Rude British People Hate You?
87	87 Vote	Japan Gets to 2nd Base
87	87 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
87	87 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Very Great Dog, Indeed
87	87 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
87	87 Vote	How to Murder Neighbor
87	87 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Scam
87	87 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is a Portable Magnetic Camera Mount
87	87 Vote	Don't Panic: PS3 Hardware Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
87	87 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
87	87 Vote	Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want a Viking Funeral, Is That So Wrong?
87	87 Vote	That Horrible Day You Dial 911 to Say, "I Told You So" to the Castlevanias of Old
87	87 Vote	That Dev's Salary Is Higher Than $9.99
86	86 Vote	You Can Cook Pasta Forever
86	86 Vote	Stop F**king Scamming Me and My Family
86	86 Vote	Woman, 22, Dies After Being Eliminated
86	86 Vote	Moment "Biblical" Swarm of FLIES Descends on Hundreds of Law Enforcement
86	86 Vote	Wrestling Is So Fucking Full of Action