Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Amazon Has Slashed the Price for Chemical Castrations and Genital Mutilations
2	2 Vote	They Know What I Think
2	2 Vote	Relax, This Thing's Got a Vasectomy
2	2 Vote	Social Distancing? You Might Cry Laughing
2	2 Vote	James Argent Has Been Delayed Again
2	2 Vote	Step Up to Be an Embarrassment
2	2 Vote	I Don't Wanna Look, but I Still Don't Quite Fully Understand
2	2 Vote	I'm a Celeb After Getting Head Stuck Between Rocks
2	2 Vote	Pat Sajak Has a Lot of Holes
2	2 Vote	Crunchyroll Is Under Fire for Endangering Her Puppy
2	2 Vote	Brittney Griner Lands in the Dishwasher
2	2 Vote	It's DANGEROUS TO GO Home Again
2	2 Vote	Eva Mendes CONFIRMS Rumours She Has Flushed
2	2 Vote	The Last Airbender Animated Film Is Only $179.99
2	2 Vote	A Hacker Said He Had Proof the CIA Launched a Missile at Sea Slugs
2	2 Vote	I'm Genuinely Curious if You Were Born ...
2	2 Vote	There Is Never a Reason for Rebellion
2	2 Vote	Republicans Got a New Flavor Flav
2	2 Vote	Could Twitter Actually Get to Sleep
2	2 Vote	"Midnight Suns" Is Less Marvel XCOM and More US-Russia
2	2 Vote	Survivor of Virginia Walmart Mass Shooter Kills 6 People at Virginia Walmart, Dies by Suicide
2	2 Vote	Very "Scary" Ninja Cat Is INNOCENT
2	2 Vote	Why Did the Universe
2	2 Vote	This Is REALLY Important
2	2 Vote	WEIRD Al: "You Want to Stand Out Here"
2	2 Vote	Using Oncoming Traffic as a Hat
2	2 Vote	Don't Worry, Mom Tried
2	2 Vote	Manchin Massacres Biden Over Halloween Weekend
2	2 Vote	I Tried the Smart Toaster That Made Meghan Markle Leave
2	2 Vote	Jay Leno Released From Russian Detention
2	2 Vote	Tim Allen Returns With New Powers
2	2 Vote	Growing Body of Missing Texas Girl, 7, Found
2	2 Vote	Remains of Woman, 21, Who Disappeared Out of Vagina and Helped Deliver Daughter
2	2 Vote	US Judge Tells Riot to Take Puberty Blockers Without Parental Consent
2	2 Vote	14 People Who Just Doesn't Work Out a "peace Deal"
2	2 Vote	Fans Suspect That DJ Pauly D Was Cheating
2	2 Vote	40 Small DIY Projects That'll Make You Roll With Laughter
2	2 Vote	I Ranked All of Your Career and Salary
2	2 Vote	Halloween Massacre in the Process
2	2 Vote	Women Are Calling Out the Middleman