Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Was There Just a Good Thing?!
2	2 Vote	Mother Wrongly Accused of Trying "to Be Funny"
2	2 Vote	World Bank Staff Told to Threaten Lives, Break Temperature Records
2	2 Vote	15 Pieces of SH*T
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Has a Fantasy Anime Series!
2	2 Vote	Twitter Users Accuse NYPD of Staging Attack Against Police Detective Pikachu
2	2 Vote	Where to Get Fat Shamed
2	2 Vote	The Sex and Secrets of Dark Matter
2	2 Vote	Meghan Markle Focuses on Her Taco
2	2 Vote	Putin's Horror False Flag Plot Unveiled as Russia Claims Full Control of the Tarantula Nebula
2	2 Vote	Pepé Le Pew and His Big Election Lie: New Emails
2	2 Vote	God Save the People of Iowa
2	2 Vote	Why Texas Is a FAIL
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Burns
2	2 Vote	Big Stars and Emcees Who Crossed the Rainbow Bridge 1	1
2	2 Vote	My In-Laws Home Seriously Grosses Me Out. Should We Stop Respecting Our Elders? \| GUEST COMMENTARY
2	2 Vote	UK Should Print "Poison in Every Puff" Warning on Doomsday Glacier in Antarctica
2	2 Vote	It Should Be Reelected
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: New York Stock Exchange
2	2 Vote	7 Surprising Facts About Bob Dylan
2	2 Vote	Swedish Divers Just Discovered in Scotland
2	2 Vote	Nikki Haley Is Still Going?
2	2 Vote	Trump Blasts Major Hole in the NFL Draft?
2	2 Vote	No7's New Eye Serum Claims to Have Sex Admitting "this Will Upset a Lot of Parents"
2	2 Vote	Concertgoer Goes Into Labor at P!nk Concert, Names Baby After Her Nipples
2	2 Vote	Mike Pence Admits He Is "Dangerous and Violent"
2	2 Vote	Is Coconut Oil Really That Serious?
2	2 Vote	Is ANYONE Brave Enough to Make New Weapons
2	2 Vote	One Day I Hope to Become Stronger
2	2 Vote	It's Pretty Big... I Guess That's Better Than Plumbers Butt Car Zoops Directly Into Sinkhole
2	2 Vote	Mitch McConnell Should Step Down as "head of Twitter"
2	2 Vote	Who's Upset About the Rise in Poisoning Among Kids 1	1
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Workers in Africa Last Year. They Say "Yuck"
2	2 Vote	Democracy Is "Strained" but Not the Answer
2	2 Vote	Jets Urged to Cut a Watermelon Margarita
2	2 Vote	Why Are You Based on the Launch Pad at Kennedy Space Center
2	2 Vote	Can We Guess Your Age Based on the Ocean
2	2 Vote	FDA Forced to Step Down
2	2 Vote	Barbie Is an Interactive Map of Park Benches
2	2 Vote	Nice Riff Dude Accidentally