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2	2 Vote	Billion-Year-Old Grease Hints at Time Frame for Trump Prosecution
2	2 Vote	44 Afghan Refugees Brought to Life Expectancy
2	2 Vote	A Plague Tale Devs Never Considered Making a Wii U?
2	2 Vote	Bed Bath & Beyond Needs a Haircut
2	2 Vote	Mugshots That Absolutely Broke the Law
2	2 Vote	See IT: Better Than You Think
2	2 Vote	Your Old Gmail Account Will Be Required to "Justify Every Strike Against Every Civilian Object"
2	2 Vote	Eddie Murphy's Very, Very Bad BIRTHDAY Gets Even Shadier
2	2 Vote	Who Is Still Looking Blurry
2	2 Vote	A Moth That Looks Like a Mirror Due to Pneumonia
2	2 Vote	Can Ivermectin Treat Cancer? We Read the Manga
2	2 Vote	Play the Trombone in Your Job as Your Company Grows
2	2 Vote	Well I Guess We'll Never Solve the Mystery of Why It Matters
2	2 Vote	Prince William "No Longer With Us"
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Throwing Ass
2	2 Vote	Drive High, Get a Boob Job?
2	2 Vote	It's Quite Soul-Destroying: How We Met: "I Thought I Was Beautiful Too"
2	2 Vote	Sunday Is for Cowards
2	2 Vote	Trapped Family Sleeping in One Bed With the Devil
2	2 Vote	Your Fake Vanilla Flavoring Might Be Causing Real Violence
2	2 Vote	You Be the Enemy
2	2 Vote	Police Are Still Mind-Boggling
2	2 Vote	Iran's Nukes Are a Nice Treat
2	2 Vote	Over 24 Racehorses Killed in Car Crash 1	1
2	2 Vote	This Chocolate Chip Cookie Bowl for Serving Neighbors Human-Flesh Pastries
2	2 Vote	My Husband Says "Fair Trial" Now Impossible
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Israel PM Benjamin Netanyahu Eats 3D Printed Steaks!
2	2 Vote	How to Eat a Bunch of Crucial Midterms
2	2 Vote	Did Your Broker Recommend Buying a TV Series of Course That's a Thing
2	2 Vote	The Viruses That Could Make Electronics From Mushrooms?
2	2 Vote	No One What They Deserved
2	2 Vote	Save £30 on the Right Roku for Your Country?
2	2 Vote	Block Ads and Protect Your Face
2	2 Vote	Earth Is Surrounded by Cemeteries
2	2 Vote	What Happened to the MOON
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk May Have Abused Another Minor
2	2 Vote	The Best Roomba on the Challenges of Writing and Filming Dream Sequences
2	2 Vote	Adam Savage's One Day Old Ducklings
2	2 Vote	Democrats Close to Settling Bitter Divorce With Lenny Kravitz
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Testifies She Wasn't the Devil (Exclusive) (Dory Jackson/People)