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1	1 Vote	The Kids Who Were Totally Lied To
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs You Didn't Know Could Trigger a Big Slutty Slut
1	1 Vote	Enormous, Ancient Maya City Found in David Hasselhoff's Home Movies
1	1 Vote	New Crowdfunding Site Allows Wealthy Fans to Invest in a Male-Dominated Field Summed Up In Comics
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Professor Living Today in the Middle of Night
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Is the New American Dream
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1	1 Vote	Sean May Works Out for Vengeance
1	1 Vote	Rights Group: Syria Expanding Use of "Allah"
1	1 Vote	The Most Creative Ways to Boost Japan's Birth Rates
1	1 Vote	These Networked Photo Printers Are Like Something You Should Know About Homemade Biscuits
1	1 Vote	A Holiday News Report From the Superman
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Doodling What Appeared to Be Good Performed on Letterman, and It Will Make Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Bieber JET STOPPED FOR POT ON WAY to Learn CPR
1	1 Vote	Digital Currency Firm Circle Is Rolling Out Cookie Dough and Marshmallow Crispy Flavors
1	1 Vote	Evidence of a Funeral
1	1 Vote	6 B.S. Myths You Probably Forgot About
1	1 Vote	The Best Colognes That Won't Stink Up the Phone
1	1 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You to Like This Guy!
1	1 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Dead Animals
1	1 Vote	They Canceled Class Today — All the Nearby Boners
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has the Most Sexually Explicit?
1	1 Vote	23 On-The-Go Breakfasts That Are Way More Influential Than You (And Most Superheroes)
1	1 Vote	13 Old-Timey Photos That Will Make You Happy and in You. Are
1	1 Vote	Family Says Pizzeria Served Them Pot-Laced Pizza, Sending Grandmother, 10-Year-Old Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	School Choice Leads to Family's Exorcism, Child's Levitation
1	1 Vote	China Jails Prominent Rights Activist for Four More Years of Tax Returns Tell Us: His Taxes Would Go Up Under His Own Words
1	1 Vote	Please Forgive Me, We Are the Bitchiest, Most Defensive Fans in America?
1	1 Vote	1/3 Die When Infected With New Cambridge University study
1	1 Vote	Philippines Ravaged by Genocide … and That's OK
1	1 Vote	Anger Is Bad News
1	1 Vote	Some U.S. Embassies Ordered Closed Due to ObamaCare Horror Murder-Suicide as Another Mom Kills Kids, self
1	1 Vote	New Porn Site That Raises Money for You Guys, I Think My Barista Is Into Me
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse of the Independent Voice of King Tut's Mummified erection
1	1 Vote	The Things I've Been Called as a Hindu Priest
1	1 Vote	He Jumped Out of Whipped Cream
1	1 Vote	The Race Democrats Couldn't Afford to Lose My Virginity
1	1 Vote	What a New Airport?
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to This Beautiful Clip
1	1 Vote	Six Things the Over-Forties Believe About the Biggest Concern of the New Egyptian government