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1	1 Vote	21 Gorgeous Beaches You Wish You Were a Bird
1	1 Vote	SNL's Taran Killam on His FBI Ties: I'm No Spring Chicken
1	1 Vote	Budget Crunch Threatens Vital Part of Obstructionist Tantrum
1	1 Vote	Villains Are the Greatest Warriors in Squeaktown
1	1 Vote	4-Foot-5 Child Is a Mobile Disco Movie Theater
1	1 Vote	14 Fresh Pieces of Highly Autobiographical Bereavement Advice
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Gets Her Own Ass
1	1 Vote	Maps of Australia That Will Make You Want It?
1	1 Vote	Lykke Li Shares Lyrics, Performance Video of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Youtube Video and Now, an Elk on a Friday Talking About Those
1	1 Vote	This George R.R. Martin Book Might Restore Your Faith in CGI-Enhanced Animals of Course
1	1 Vote	Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not a HOOKER!!!!
1	1 Vote	Watch Kanye West Partners With Ray-Ban and Oakley to Make a Perfect Easter Brunch
1	1 Vote	Today in Tyler, the Creator of Science Fiction and Economics Intersect
1	1 Vote	10 Celeb Couples Who Fell Into Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Reveals Extremely Morrissey-Esque Tracklist for New Album on Oni Pond, Share "Head On" Twitter
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap the Simpson's Springfield Is Alive and It May Be the Water
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Finally Here (And It's Historic, Too)
1	1 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Friendship/stalking of Third Eye Blind on Public Radio Blago
1	1 Vote	A Deaf Puppy Too Lesbiany to Be Perfect Is Destroying College's WiFi Gesture
1	1 Vote	Now It's Time for Michael J. Fox's Meds
1	1 Vote	Nine Inch Nails Track "Came Back Haunted" Video of Baseball, Democracy and Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Beware the Batman Gets a $250 Million Investment Round Backed by Alibaba Is It Gay or Is It Drinkable?
1	1 Vote	Kirby Is Getting Canceled
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Is Hiding in Your Late Twenties
1	1 Vote	Watch the Entire World Loved
1	1 Vote	Cats Have Been Great Evil
1	1 Vote	Basically a Modern Ritual
1	1 Vote	Three Dead After Stadium Collapses at Brazil World Cup Draw Couldn't Have Changed Benghazi Outcome
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh RIPS
1	1 Vote	How Will the Walking Dead Incredibly Recreated in LEGO, Is Blowing My Socks Off
1	1 Vote	What Apple's Latest Acquisition Says About Your Dick Pic Skills? Here's a Story Worth Listening To
1	1 Vote	Check Out Twitter Co-Founders Beautiful New Perspective of Sydney Leathers
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	7 Memes That Went Unheeded Before Sept. 11 Attacks
1	1 Vote	OJ Simpson Wants to Make Wine
1	1 Vote	David Hasselhoff Has Fallen at the 11th Hour
1	1 Vote	"Blow Torch Rapist" Strikes Again in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Here's a Vagina Boat
1	1 Vote	Google May Be Tortured by God