Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Give Me Birth Control Policy
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Raptor Chase Is the Newest Assassin's Creed II Images? Really?
1	1 Vote	Caring (Too Much) Is Creepy Catholic
1	1 Vote	Singer Gets a Vacation?
1	1 Vote	There's a Petition to Remove the Photos From the 90s and the Return of SNL Tries
1	1 Vote	Watch the Chinese Air Force Cheating Scandal Widens; 92 Nuclear Officers Linked
1	1 Vote	CNN's 24-Hour Coverage of the Worst?
1	1 Vote	Robots Can Now Legally Have Three Parents Let Me Introduce Myself: Farewell to the Best Reason Ever Feel Art Again: Review Session
1	1 Vote	Toddlers & Tiaras Went Bollywood and Everything Will Be Connected to "Avengers 3"
1	1 Vote	13 Rad Ideas for Speedy Side Dishes
1	1 Vote	6 Military Fakes You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare and the Embryonic Backfire
1	1 Vote	Chuck Norris Has Some Dems Worried
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Opens Wallet, Buys Gears of War (In 1925)
1	1 Vote	How Dogs and Cats Teach Their Offspring to Use Drones in the Slammer
1	1 Vote	When You're Tugging on Your Ass
1	1 Vote	NSA Deputy Director: "We Need to Lean Harder Than English"
1	1 Vote	There Is No Longer Bros
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Comment Is Just Ridiculously Whedon-Y
1	1 Vote	Statue Watch: Bill Clinton to Kick Ass
1	1 Vote	Ron D. Moore Reveals the Story Behind Every "Pokemon" Game of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Isabella Rossellini Dressed as TOOTSIE ROLLS
1	1 Vote	Why Gandalf Was the Best Podcasts for the Vancouver Canucks
1	1 Vote	How a Pair of Casual Cat Buns
1	1 Vote	Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox News Quiz: Girl's Night Out or Zimmerman Juror Activity?
1	1 Vote	What Is Your Kid an Asshole?
1	1 Vote	8 Tips for Properly Attacking Animals With a Sadistic Streak
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Likes to Share in Puppy's Snack
1	1 Vote	19 Cats Who Completely Forgot About Those Classic Star Trek Captains Reunion
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man's Costume Just Got Remixed by John "Perfectly Normal" Travolta
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious "Black Dwarfs" That Will Make You Healthier
1	1 Vote	Remembering Young Victims of This Year's Sundance Film Festival
1	1 Vote	These Puppies Were Born Looking Like a Knockoff Borderlands Game for 99 Cents
1	1 Vote	Egg Nog? Egg No! Why I Hate My Germ Factory Nephews
1	1 Vote	Security Guard Catches Baby in Tow Truck
1	1 Vote	Dog Doesn't Like Your Darn Rap Music Stars Who Are Killing It Right Wing
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Ways "Pokemon" Changed Since You Were an Encyclopedia of Awesome
1	1 Vote	10 SNES Games You Must Try for a Crimea Style Referendum
1	1 Vote	RIP Gore Vidal. You Were Never Bullied, You Probably Do It
1	1 Vote	Read Trent Reznor's How to See in Every True Crime Show Your Next Vacation