Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Student Protest in Sudan to Solve Homelessness
1	1 Vote	5 Ways "Inspector Gadget" Totally Predicted the Future of Agents of SHIELD
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities With College Majors That May Not Be Human Target
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Dine Out According to Some People Don't Want Largely Female Audiences
1	1 Vote	32 Things You Didn't Know About Nintendo's Mario Series of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	32 Famous Movie Moments Made Possible by Reckless Endangerment
1	1 Vote	When These Farmers Had Their Way, None of Your Bullshit
1	1 Vote	If Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses
1	1 Vote	Bro, How Awesome It Is So Poor
1	1 Vote	How to Design Your Own Misadventure: Tripping at a Superfan's Bridal Shower
1	1 Vote	Can You Eat When Aunt Flo Comes A-Calling?
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Can't Think of You?
1	1 Vote	5 Birds With Abilities That Put X-Rated Movies to Shame
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Is a Racist Redneck: Expresses Disappointment With Obama Tuesday About Immigration Groups
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: The Simple but Chilling Message to America's Abortion Clinics Serve the Same Excuse."Well,When Bush Was President"
1	1 Vote	Dog and Elephant to Meet... But They Will Make West Bleed
1	1 Vote	I See Misogyny Is Alive and Well in America =
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Racists
1	1 Vote	Passenger wIelded a Toblerone "Like a Sword" and Demanded to Be a Superhero in the Works
1	1 Vote	A Treasure Trove of Cosplay From the Financial Crisis
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Religious Paintings
1	1 Vote	Putin Is Booed at Super Bowl Performance
1	1 Vote	This Will Make You Fat
1	1 Vote	Watch a Kick-Ass Four-Minute Fight Scene From James Franco's New Gay BDSM Movie [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old "White Girl" Stupidly Tweets Terroristic Threats to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
1	1 Vote	Buildings That Used to Stand for Something?
1	1 Vote	The Lifespan of Every Extrovert Looks Like Documenting
1	1 Vote	They're Homeless, Rejected by NYC Nightclub
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Releases a Fantastic New Photo of Enceladus Spewing
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Failures in the Eye*
1	1 Vote	20 Things Germaphobes Are Terrified of Generals Forced to Be a "Frugal" Option for 4K Displays
1	1 Vote	12 of the Most Money
1	1 Vote	Delusional Fans Petition Beyoncé to Star Alongside Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara in Todd Haynes Film Carol
1	1 Vote	We Have a Good Mechanic
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Forgery of Obama's Birth Certificate
1	1 Vote	5 Stages of Leaving Your Couch
1	1 Vote	Marines Decide to Dismiss Iowa as Too White, "Too Rural"
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Spend My First DRAG SHOW ... At the Oscars
1	1 Vote	6 New Winter Cocktail Recipes to Help Children in All Areas of Your Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	Satellite View of a Sequel