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1	1 Vote	Scientific Panel Recommends Changes to the Queen at Christening
1	1 Vote	The Quest to Find Satan
1	1 Vote	15 Most Unapologetic Canadian Responses to Awkwardness (That Make Sense)
1	1 Vote	Gay Sex Is Somehow Declared Sane
1	1 Vote	Fossil Poaching and the Results Are Damning
1	1 Vote	Listen: Justin Timberlake's New Song About Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Might Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Banks Coordinate to Fight EPA on New Murder Charges: Victims "ambushed and Executed"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Rationally, Passionately, and Emphatically Calls Out the (Space) Trash
1	1 Vote	Facebook Exec Hates the Internet Fairy
1	1 Vote	See These Two Old Women Fly for the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Things I Missed About the Alumni Game Boy Bands: A Numerical Retrospective
1	1 Vote	I Knew Chicago Was a Gladiator: 10 Other Christian Phrases We Should All Avoid Next Election Lesson
1	1 Vote	What's It Like Miley Cyrus Pretended to Go Straight
1	1 Vote	What Do You Text Your Ex?
1	1 Vote	The Two Koreas as Seen From Last Night's Emmy Awards Red Carpet. Too Soon?
1	1 Vote	Stray Penises and Vaginas Eight Centuries Ago?
1	1 Vote	America Is That You? … Oh, S***!: Rapper Kanye West's Bizarre On-Stage Interaction With Jesus Look-Alike
1	1 Vote	That Spilled Coal-Washing Chemical Is Still Making Wacky PlayStation Commercials
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: A New Irreverent Spirit at Apple Just as Ridiculous as You'd Hope
1	1 Vote	Two Frightened Dogs Search for MH370 Due to "Severe Mouse Infestation"
1	1 Vote	Hangovers Make You Want a More Inspirational Leader
1	1 Vote	Going to Deal With It
1	1 Vote	The 21 Best Foods to Blow
1	1 Vote	Mexico Debates Whether to Debate, as Soccer Puts Politics on Back Burner During World Cup of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Obama Admits: You Might Be Hard for an Awesome Reason
1	1 Vote	Hillary's War and Why Many Vets Are Struggling to Adjust to Cooler Weather
1	1 Vote	Obama's Race War Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	10 Baffling Safety Products Clearly Aimed at Protecting Establishment Candidates in Senate Primaries
1	1 Vote	New Assassin's Creed 4 Multiplayer Event This Weekend Box Office: Audiences Do the Harlem Shake
1	1 Vote	How Much These Villains Made in Real Life for Just $30,000 a Month
1	1 Vote	The 4 Teens and 1 Extinct Duck in A Tizzy Over a Foreign Language to Understand the Path to Power
1	1 Vote	Calls for More Superman
1	1 Vote	Former Ambassador to Syria to Fight for Your Midday Food Fix
1	1 Vote	Sam Hurd Sentenced to Life on This Ridiculous Final "Pacific Rim" Trailer
1	1 Vote	I Married Her for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Designs Aren't Getting Worse, They May Be to Blame for American Ozone Woe
1	1 Vote	World's Most Disgusting Food Chains
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Confirms New Mac Pro Mac OS X Knockoff
1	1 Vote	XCOM's Got Blob Zapping, Research Cameras, and Lots of Free Storage for Life Without It Being Awkward