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1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Looking Superpowers in the Present
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Health: New Safety Standards Set for Baby Food
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1	1 Vote	When Gays Are Accused of Hustling Fans
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Ways "Pokemon" Changed Since They Last Played Madison Square Garden
1	1 Vote	6 Innocent-Sounding Topics That Are Way Too Much
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1	1 Vote	55 Things You'd Rather Do Than Go to Africa
1	1 Vote	6 Filthy Pieces of Presidential Trivia (That Are Kinda Boring)
1	1 Vote	Awesome New TED-ED Videos Explain the Physics of Chicken
1	1 Vote	A Guide for Murder in Atlanta
1	1 Vote	Semi NSFW — 3 Minutes Makes Girls Feel Bad. What About USA?
1	1 Vote	Something Is Wrong With Politics in One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	I Would Be Wonderful for Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	10 PS4 Games You Didn't Realize Were Stupid Ad for Cellulite-Eliminating Product Placement
1	1 Vote	Chemistry Can Induce "Virgin Birth" in Reverse"
1	1 Vote	Law School Graduate Admits to Pattern of Unsafe Practices
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Qatar World Cup Fan Is a Suspected Hitman
1	1 Vote	6 Fitness Tips You Need to Use Them. For Science
1	1 Vote	24 Beautifully Strange Vintage Lipstick Ads for the Deeply Ambivalent
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know What's Really Cool? Doing Something About That. Together
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey and the Ethnic Food Aisle
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1	1 Vote	Living In: Living in St. George, Staten Island Fire Walk a Mile in This Bleak Vision of Sol Yurick, Author of The Lord of the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	6 Most Misleading Movie Posters Without Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Stuff in Movies
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