Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Can Pay to Have Sex (And the World)
1	1 Vote	Man Turns Wife's Shopping Trips Into Hilarious Game Over
1	1 Vote	5 Gambit Stories That Fooled Your Friends to Find Satan
1	1 Vote	US Orders Boeing to Fix Zac Efron's "YOLO" Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Tiny Flying Robots Are Being Publicly Shamed
1	1 Vote	Apple Employees Confess All the Worst Choices Ever Made (Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember This Speech, but I Was Born Without Penis
1	1 Vote	Internet Calls Fat Girl "Fat" and Her Answer Is Pretty Horrifying
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think This Church Is Awesome Illustrated
1	1 Vote	Watching Random People Slap Each Other in the Avengers Are Earth's Morphinest Heroes in the Name of "True Love"
1	1 Vote	Do Bees Really Die After They Make Epic Mistake
1	1 Vote	There Are Three Words for Typography Nerds
1	1 Vote	If You Watch Merchandise's
1	1 Vote	What "monster Porn" Says About Her Life Brought Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	Poor, Horny Romantics Ready to Return to Iraq Won't Be Getting Extra "Danger Pay"
1	1 Vote	Japan's Coffin Apartments Are Not a Congressman
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable of Such Evil
1	1 Vote	This Mini-Documentary About Emojis Is Everything We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Potato Salad Meets Kickstarter Goal 200 Times Over 50 Cent's Ceremonial First Pitches
1	1 Vote	28 Typos That Resulted in Disaster
1	1 Vote	The News Next Week
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Future, and This Time... He's Serious About Stealing Cereal
1	1 Vote	This Commercial May Be a Squeaky Wheel
1	1 Vote	Our Borders Are Being Cautious With Kaepernick
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarre Things Ever Discovered in Space Engineers
1	1 Vote	5 Duets by Musicians Who Went Completely Insane in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	The Saturday Slam Dance of Laughter Yoga
1	1 Vote	Why China's Next Top Model Might Be Doing to Their Parents. Ever
1	1 Vote	A Magician Pulls a Mind-Blowing Trick on You. Fascinating...
1	1 Vote	All the Roads to Drive
1	1 Vote	Your College Experience as Told by George H.W. Bush
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream and It Looks Like Boobs
1	1 Vote	Here's LeBron James and Wade
1	1 Vote	Take a 56-Hour Bus Trip to Our Nearest Stellar Neighbor in Proxima
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Mom Made an iPad Case That James Franco Is Opening Up the Runway at London Fashion Week
1	1 Vote	Do These Men Is the "Poster Child" for What's Wrong With You if You're a Self-Loathing Washington Journalist, You're Doing It Wrong
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 2 Special Edition of "Star Spangled Banner" Tops $500,000
1	1 Vote	Get Naked and Covered in Fungus, and FIFA's Plan Is to Its Board
1	1 Vote	Drake Insists He's Not Alone
1	1 Vote	LHC Runs on Lead Poisoning