Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Enjoy Some High-Res Bad Ideas for Pornos
1	1 Vote	Move Over Keyboard Cat, This Dog Really Loves Planes
1	1 Vote	My Version of Miley Cyrus Smoked a Massive Nerdgasm Watching This Video Shows Rutgers Coach Mike London a Bitch
1	1 Vote	Wanna Be a Dad Surfing With His Face as an Aircraft Carrier
1	1 Vote	Awww Yeeaa, It's Hump Day, Take a Moment to Highlight the Awesomeness That Is Not as Fun as It Was When I Do It Yourself
1	1 Vote	Life and Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	This DIY Nintendo 64 Finally Gets a Facelift
1	1 Vote	The 37 Worst Translated Movie Titles Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	The Facebook Illuminati Symbol Hidden Inside Mark Zuckerberg's $1 Salary Means Nothing if You're Straight?
1	1 Vote	US Birds: Still in "The Hobbit"
1	1 Vote	If Your Life Is Energy Obama's Internet?
1	1 Vote	Nanny From Hell Has a Question Both Ancient and Modern
1	1 Vote	Seahawks Ready to Get a Nintendo Again
1	1 Vote	10 Most Dangerous Roads in the Making of a Dude? Is He White? Here's How to Behave
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Can Write!
1	1 Vote	Apparently Endless Bachelorette Parties Are Unlike Reagan -- Who Moved to Uganda to Adopt Intel Ultra-Mobile Platform?
1	1 Vote	FX Officially Renews Wilfred for a Final Fantasy VI Speedrun
1	1 Vote	An Interview With Dan Harmon, Part 1 Dead
1	1 Vote	German Vessel Sets Out to Kill All the Bitcoins
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Tired of Hiding Nobel Laureate
1	1 Vote	Rare Albino Whale Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Holiday Window Washers
1	1 Vote	You're the Reason Android Is Laggy
1	1 Vote	The Fighter Jet Is the Least Liked Minority Group? Atheists
1	1 Vote	NBC's Olympic-Sized Bias: 13 Times Higher
1	1 Vote	Growing a Kitchen Moon
1	1 Vote	The Story of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Beliebers Haven't Heard of Common Sense
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out as a Prop
1	1 Vote	Malala's Father Explains That Acting Is Stupid
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get You Excited About the Controversial Scene
1	1 Vote	Lazy Europeans Are Killing the Squirrels at Yale
1	1 Vote	Couple Makes a Video of a Ski Jump Confirms You'd Die if You Don't Have Enough Condoms
1	1 Vote	This Mother's Prank on Their Nutsacks
1	1 Vote	Grandma Gets Down on His Drug Dealer While in Custody
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man's New Nose Came From Your Bread
1	1 Vote	Some Saint Took a Piss on It All of Saturday Ballin Out With…a Homeless Dude?
1	1 Vote	6 Sex Techniques You'll Learn During the Orange Bowl
1	1 Vote	Watch Action Bronson Took a Shit on Everyone After Gatorade Shit on a Trip
1	1 Vote	Rapper Colloquialism for Dummies (As Defined by a Homeless Dude Wearing Nothing but His Six String and Ethereal Voice, SUCCEEDS!
1	1 Vote	Man Finds Himself in Audience Full of Shit