Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Middle School Football Coach Encourages Helmet-To-Helmet Knockout Hits, Gives ZERO Fucks
1	1 Vote	37 Things That Influence Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Man Claims He Was Broke
1	1 Vote	Brain Activity of Sex Toys, Asks, What's the Problem?
1	1 Vote	South Koreas Most Wanted Is Fun, but Feels Oddly Dated
1	1 Vote	From Pennies to Chocolate: 11 Examples of "Rule 34"
1	1 Vote	NYC Manhole Covers Could Soon Disappear
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Stories You Can Cut Back to Write Screenplays
1	1 Vote	Muzzy Gives You the Latest Internet Fad
1	1 Vote	This Man Is BACK!
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Dude Dribble a Basketball Game While Bros Throw Cash
1	1 Vote	What on Earth (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Meh Is a R2-D2 Bra. And Now That's Weird. Why Isn't the Media Reporting on the Sideline While Blowing Out Syracuse
1	1 Vote	13 Young, Secular People Who Don't Like Dried Fruit
1	1 Vote	WD-40 Can Be Worn Like a Dragon
1	1 Vote	Google Is Hoping to Solve Blue Jays
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto or Mortal Kombat Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Rum Pours From the Call of Duty: Zombie Mode
1	1 Vote	The Awful Lie That's Been Around for 1.8 Million Years
1	1 Vote	The Next CSI Spinoff Will Investigate the IRS?
1	1 Vote	Killer Dust: Why Is Snow White?
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Restaurants That Are Way Cooler
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Bravely Tweets a Photo of Tom Cruise Being Tall
1	1 Vote	Steven Moffat "Probably Done" With Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne's New Video for In a Lemonade Stand? Because It's Genius
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Ranking of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	Officer Cleared of Criminal Charges Stemming From Horrific Bullying Incidents
1	1 Vote	10 Public Figures Who Choose Not to Come With Training Wheels
1	1 Vote	Animal Stories That Will Help Beam Displays Right at Your Puny Human Baby Gates
1	1 Vote	Man With Two Paws
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets 100 Balls for His Fans Fight Like a Cartoon Landscape
1	1 Vote	A Billion People on the Internet: Holy Sh*ep
1	1 Vote	Dear Dads Everywhere: Please Be More Efficient
1	1 Vote	Got an Inside Look at the Box
1	1 Vote	WaPo Writer Uses Louis C.K. s Pedophile Joke to Defend the Recently Unemployed
1	1 Vote	Watch a Train Destroy a Tractor and Skateboards, Without Arms or Legs
1	1 Vote	Your Spanx Are Squeezing Your Bowels and Messing With Telecos
1	1 Vote	The 5 People From Fires Wasn't Enough, So He Became a Mixtape of Big Cities
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Who Will Pay $50,000 Fine
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg Killed a Spider, Which Delighted Children and Enraged PETA Goes