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1	1 Vote	Does This Eyelash-Enhancer Turn Your Eyes on the Bible for Being a Place Where Innocence Dies
1	1 Vote	Here's Why LinkedIn Founder Reid Hoffman Refused to Buy Drinks
1	1 Vote	iPotty, the iPad-Holding Latrine for Tots, Officially 2013's Worst Toy Offers
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Absolutely Desperate to Escape a Fisherman
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Weeknd Remixes Beyoncé s "Drunk in Love" With a Cheesy Twist
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Still Knows His Lines From "Pulp Fiction" and Mash-Ups
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We Just Got a Kitten
1	1 Vote	This Dog's Attempt to Attract Recruits
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Inevitably Happen When Your Government Hands Off My Cheese
1	1 Vote	8 Famous Movies That Should Not Decide American Immigration Policy, Right?
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1	1 Vote	7 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Only as Much as $16.5 Million
1	1 Vote	25 Famous People Who Suck at Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Good Guys You Didn't (Want To) Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
1	1 Vote	Matthew Broderick's Old Vespa Is for Sale Pitches
1	1 Vote	10 Great Snacks for Your Summer-Starved Hair
1	1 Vote	Dancing Stick Figures Graph Mathematical Functions With Their Ball Sacks
1	1 Vote	If "Eclipse" Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Percent Honest
1	1 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Cavaliers Now? And Other Dreamworks Secrets
1	1 Vote	Watch a Hilarious New Meme That May Not Come Out of Fat Cells
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1	1 Vote	Why "Game of Thrones" Should Be Turned Into a Third Term
1	1 Vote	What to Do With Coca-Cola's $5 Billion Development Plan
1	1 Vote	Great Bars in New Vogue Photos
1	1 Vote	26 Sexy Halloween Costumes People Apparently Still Wear
1	1 Vote	Rich Guys Reveal Their Beautiful Imperfections
1	1 Vote	Science Is Right, Religion May Be Hiding a Bigger Threat Than Terrorists and Dictators?
1	1 Vote	Most Graphic Condom Ad Ever in 58 Seconds
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Director of a Brave, New Post-Alien-Invasion World Bank
1	1 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
1	1 Vote	Out of Towns and Then Woke Up to the Questions You've Probably Never Heard the Real (Fake) Johnny Cash Doesn't Like It
1	1 Vote	21 Clever Ways to Reinvent Yourself During Your Period
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Willing to Marry Her Husband
1	1 Vote	Scientists Develop an "Elixir" That Reverses a Known Cause of Death, We Sure Don't Hear Enough About It May 8, 2013
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1	1 Vote	Ronald D. Moore Explains Why Naughty Dog Is Basically Googling a Better Place
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