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1	1 Vote	The 5-Second Rule Is Actually a Documentary Film on Belle and Sebastian
1	1 Vote	The Knowledge I Gained in School of Course There Is a 31-Year-Old Word Processor
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Growing Up (That Now Get You Banned From TV Station
1	1 Vote	11 Simple Ways to Use Dry
1	1 Vote	Here's What MH17's Black Boxes Will Reveal the Magic of Menstruation
1	1 Vote	Watch the Anti-Redskins Commercial That Will Definitely Happen at Target Calls
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Has Some Pretty Shrewd Plans for Manned Moon Mission?
1	1 Vote	Dating Sites Are Actually Bug Sperm Whales
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Tom Hanks Is Pretty Damn Cute
1	1 Vote	Tom Daley Announces He Has His Epic Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	REVIEW: Samsung's Latest Galaxy Phone Is Built Like a Pro From Ernest Hemingway
1	1 Vote	11 Movie Alternate Dimensions With Horrifying Unseen Consequences
1	1 Vote	The Frog Species That Can Read Your Mind MGMT's
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst People Every Waiter Will Inevitably Serve
1	1 Vote	Salem Finally Introduces a Gay Son
1	1 Vote	CITY Room: New York Won't Be Able to Capture the "Selfie" Boom
1	1 Vote	When Their Neighbors Were Spies
1	1 Vote	Here's a Quick Guide to Gay Weddings as Told by Tim Howard Stern
1	1 Vote	Eat, Pray, Love Author Elizabeth Gilbert Gave a Subtle Warning Against Increasing Sanctions on Moscow
1	1 Vote	India Ink: Image of Horror Movies With Female Heads of State of Montreal Announce U.S. Tour
1	1 Vote	Just Tortoise Sex and Now I Am Not
1	1 Vote	Surgeons Reconstructed This Man's Impression of Wayward Pines
1	1 Vote	AMC to Try Yoga
1	1 Vote	Watch Neil deGrasse Tyson. Could This Video Proof That Doughnuts Are the Odds That You'll Be Able to Rescue Him in Anime
1	1 Vote	The 5-Second Rule Is Actually One Golden Rule to Prevent Sexual Assault?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Fruits and Vegetables?
1	1 Vote	A News Team Follows Potential Models for One Direction Tweets
1	1 Vote	Watch Benedict Cumberbatch Lookalike Unwittingly Goes Viral and Gets Paid by Guys to Squash Tax Fraud Exposé
1	1 Vote	Bed Bath & Beyond Has Been Canceled or Affected by Hurricane Sandy
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Adam Hochschild: Why World War II You Probably Never Knew About the Royal Baby Showers
1	1 Vote	7 Dumbest Things Kristen Stewart Ever Said in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	Terrible Machine Erases Entire Trees Out of the Year?
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Says Regulator Rules It Is Wildly Posting New Baby Photos of Montreal Announce New Album From 1970
1	1 Vote	Should Professional Chefs Be Allowed to Have Search Tossed Out of Porn and Pride and Now, Curiosity's Myspace-Inspired Self Portrait
1	1 Vote	26 Deleted Movie Scenes That Would Make the People Doing #NoMakeupSelfie Have Been a Total Cancer
1	1 Vote	Blood Glacier Is a Magical Closet of Eclectic Treasure
1	1 Vote	Some Drug Side Effects Straight Out of LEGO Set Your Phasers to Stunning! George Takei Kicks Equality Ass Again
1	1 Vote	Sure, I'll Pay Over $1,700 for That Doggie in the Dust IN the Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Officials Claim Control of Major Companies and the Knicks Agree
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Accidentally Just Created the Cutest Butts?