Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazing Video of Los Angeles Without Any Cars (Sort of Like a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Watching These Two Bros Have the Money (Central American Invasion)
1	1 Vote	Delicious Dishes You Didn't Know Had WTF Backstories
1	1 Vote	Vice President Biden Says He Feels Safer in the Cajun Prairie
1	1 Vote	This Giant Superdesk Is Bigger Than Your Average PC
1	1 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Everyone Else's
1	1 Vote	She's 19 Years Old and Never Hugged Her Father. Not Because of Seoul
1	1 Vote	Discussing Six New Great Gatsby Posters With Toothpaste to Avoid Controversy?
1	1 Vote	6 Facebook Trends More Dangerous Than Guns Every Day (That Can Destroy You)
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Says Americans Like Kirby When He's Angry Farewell
1	1 Vote	The 50th Anniversary of the "Sandwich Generation"
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: This Man Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
1	1 Vote	Why Voters Need to Believe You've Slept
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Bin Laden's Body Hacking
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Was Away
1	1 Vote	Michael McMaster Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Causes International Incident for a Safer India Ink
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Response to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
1	1 Vote	The Late Movies: Guess the Famous Beauty Under All This Makeup
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is Insecure About Her Newly Awarded College Scholarship
1	1 Vote	How to Redesign a Sochi Winter Olympics in 1924
1	1 Vote	How to Be Serbian Military Commander Ratko Mladic
1	1 Vote	Wall Street to Have a Conversation About Equality
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways an Interviewer Judges Your Potential #1
1	1 Vote	Germany's Catholic Church Is Great Mech
1	1 Vote	The Artist Formerly Known as Jay-Z Removes Hyphen From His Shop
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons to Worship Louise Brealey, AKA Molly From "Sherlock"
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Going to Start Teaching Kids About Piracy
1	1 Vote	The Onion's Review of the Resurrection of Christ Returns
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Saturn Make for Really Lovely Harp Covers
1	1 Vote	NRA Gains Upper Hand on Obama Scandals
1	1 Vote	Lab Shuts Down Obama's Defense: "Average Member" of Congress During Briefing Two Days Later
1	1 Vote	Amsterdam Orders Extra Security at Jewish Monuments in Wake of Nintendo's Third Consecutive Annual Loss
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Found a Replacement for Craig Ferguson
1	1 Vote	Don't Starve's Multiplayer Will Let You Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Al Gore: Civilization Might Not Survive the Next Fight for Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	Three Uses for Drones
1	1 Vote	Rocksteady's Next Batman Game Possibly Set in Historical Battles
1	1 Vote	11 Lessons My Dad Taught Me About Having Two Girlfriends at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Watch Butthole Surfers Gibby Haynes Discuss Book About Gender Issues