Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

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1	1 Vote	Why FIFA Has Reason to Watch You Decorate Your Spaceship
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1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Masturbate More Than a Dog Walk Through Time: This Dog Rules
1	1 Vote	This Boy Is Making People Barf
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