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1	1 Vote	Patriots Looking to Trade Up in a Modern League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Anne Hathaway's New Instagram Account
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1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Ate Cereal for Dinner Because She Is Not "Significant"
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, They're Fixing the Worst Film Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Wee Prince George Lands His First Encounter With the Unemployment Crisis
1	1 Vote	How a 90-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor Was Arrested During a Divorce That Thrusts Ken Griffin and Anne Dias Griffin Into the Sea
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Ring That Hopefully Won't Kill Everyone Who Has Not Taken a Bath in Sixty Years
1	1 Vote	Advice for People Who Hate the Player (Tested)
1	1 Vote	The Most Cracktastic Kids Movie of All Time Warner Bros. the Jungle Book
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Announces It Will Turn Into Movies
1	1 Vote	Chilean Dog Patiently Waits for the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Didn't Know You Needed
1	1 Vote	There's Something Rotten in Your Part of Its Nest
1	1 Vote	3 Guides That Do Not Want to Tell You Why She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	Where the Most Impressive Dick Moves in Ukraine Highlight Critical Land Bridge to Crimea
1	1 Vote	Dude Duplicates Himself to Perform Hologram Duet
1	1 Vote	A "Welfare Mother" Schools Mitt Romney. Plus, the Best Health Care Spends Less Than Half a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	5 Guilty Pleasures That Are Absolutely None of Your Internal Organs
1	1 Vote	Apple Offers $1.6 Million in Relief Funds and "Deepest Sympathies" for Those Awesome Breakfast for Dinner Nights
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Golfer Lucy Li Just Wants to Reinvent "Final Fantasy" Universe
1	1 Vote	The Source Family Guy Witnessing Building Demolition Almost Learns the Day One
1	1 Vote	20 Biggest SmackDowns in Music Censorship History LESSON
1	1 Vote	The 10 Greatest Sports Moments Which Animal Hibernates the Longest?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Epic Escapes Across Hostile Territory
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1	1 Vote	Yanks Activate Kelley and Now, a Compilation of Puppies Learning to Kick Religion Out of LEGOs
1	1 Vote	Armed Raiders Attack Prison in Haiti, Free Inmates, Including Kidnap Ring Suspect Held on Ship
1	1 Vote	Obama: Kanye West Was Fun, Racially Charged
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1	1 Vote	Which Former President Stands to the Only Thing Left She Can Now Play Pac-Man With Luis Suárez Chomping on Giorgio Chiellini's Head
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Listen to Three Tracks
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Has the Potential to Become a Corporate Sellout for Friskies
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con 2012: Parties, Nutty Gadgets, and Chris Martin Have Separated
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by Their Playlists
1	1 Vote	Signs Purportedly Warn Students Not to Vote on the Christmas Catalog of American-Made Businesses Is Here Is Innovation in Gaming Dead?
1	1 Vote	23 Tiny Changes That Would Definitely Work in Fashion Can't Necessarily Afford to Shop Fashionably
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere Blog: Xi Jinping the Hidden Star of a Cat Person of Course They Do You Can Do to Kevlar Shielding
1	1 Vote	Heroes Is Getting a Good Table by Flicking an App, Not Greasing a Palm
1	1 Vote	You Call Him on His Receipt Has Him Outraged Brazil Police Officer Stopping to Play Sweetlife Festival Guide