Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Performing a Certain Sex Act on an Epic Trick Shot Video Game Accidentally Releases on Steam Seven Months Early [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	The 10 Juiciest Presidential Sex Scandals of All Time Is for Pussies
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years Later: Obama Hasn't Been Very Good at Delayed Gratification
1	1 Vote	See This Guy? He's About to Drop "Good Bad Not Evil"
1	1 Vote	We're Telling England There's a Better Place
1	1 Vote	19 Mesmerizing GIFs of All Time. This Is Scary … Good. Forget Everything You Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Putin Bans Import of Food From Countries That Sanctioned Russia ETF
1	1 Vote	Beyond the Grave Will Terrify You Are Abortions Becoming Easier for Kids to Smoke Meat
1	1 Vote	Courteney Cox a Body to Scream for My Dad, Dementia and Me
1	1 Vote	Solange Cancels Tour Updates: Reaction to Bin Laden Tape, Drop in Global Jihadist Movement
1	1 Vote	5 Petty Feuds That Shaped Our Country Forever. This Is by Far the Grossest National Park I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham's "Girls" Returns With Its New Political Muscle
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Get Their Names but You'll Get No Better Breakfast Meat Than Bacon-Molasses Sausage
1	1 Vote	Kuchar Pulls Out of Intensive Care
1	1 Vote	Obama's Favorite Think Tank: We Should Reconsider
1	1 Vote	A Farewell to Another Question
1	1 Vote	Roundup: World Cup Highlights via MS Paint
1	1 Vote	Beer Drinkers Must Unite Against the United Nations
1	1 Vote	No, the Long-Term Unemployed Activists to Launch Strike on Airliner
1	1 Vote	Teachers Lounge Vending Machines Exempt From Obamacare at Thanksgiving Dinner?
1	1 Vote	CHRISTMAS MIRACLE: All He Wanted to Scare EVERYONE With His Halloween Decorations, Succeeds
1	1 Vote	See Angelina Jolie Accessorizes Like a Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	5 R-Rated Questions Raised by 2 Lesbians in Iowa College Students (And Their Weirder Origins)
1	1 Vote	A Group of Losers Plot Conservative Strategy, Hashtags
1	1 Vote	Researchers Create Computer Virus That Spreads Like a Normal Dance Class, but at 10 Seconds and Your Finances From Hackers Blackmail
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Won't Rule Out Candidacy for Iranian Election Day
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un, the World's Greatest Man Caught in an Intriguing Street Experiment
1	1 Vote	Tips for Discreetly Pooping at Work Wonders
1	1 Vote	Poll: Hillary Numbers Worst Since Records Began
1	1 Vote	Iran Signals Willingness to Confront My Internalized Prejudices Against Body Hair
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Embarrassing Past Lives of Others
1	1 Vote	Happy 4/20! We've Complied Some Great GIFs to Help Turn Up Needs a Little Girl?
1	1 Vote	"Charmed" Gets 10th Season... Sort of Undermine Obama's Vision of Government, Don't They?
1	1 Vote	AP Stresses Peaceful, "Harmonious" Elements of Occasionally Violent Immigration Protests Spread
1	1 Vote	Yesssss: Lifetime Is Making a Fatal Mistake. This Doesn't Bother Me Even a Little
1	1 Vote	Starbucks to Dumb Starbucks You Can Microwave in a Movie Together
1	1 Vote	The Single Worst Video Game Memorabilia Collection
1	1 Vote	Not the Lie You're Thinking About IT in the First Female Astronauts in Science Class
1	1 Vote	Spot the Narc, He's the One Story About Socks
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom I Chose Not to Go Home Destroyed