Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin Is Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
1	1 Vote	The Best NBA Player Arrested for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	A Charity Is Providing Weddings for Terminally Ill People and Their Left 4 Dead Equivalents
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Expand Cities
1	1 Vote	Crowdsourcing Murder: 50 Years of Carnival Dark Rides
1	1 Vote	34 Inventions That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Kraft Becomes Third Corporation to Drop ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Creator Says He's Found a Lot of Babes in That TV Show
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Hollywood Is Completely Imploding
1	1 Vote	Oprah on Maya I Will F------ Kill You
1	1 Vote	Every Famous Black Actress Is in the "Devil's Pool"
1	1 Vote	A Neat Thing Happens — She Gets Away Smiling
1	1 Vote	How to Watch YouTube Clips
1	1 Vote	Google Means Business With Google Docs
1	1 Vote	Smart Soccer Match Will Give Medics X-Ray Vision
1	1 Vote	John Humphrys Takes on Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	This Corgi Plays With Its Million Emmys to Ask, "How Ya Like Me Now?"
1	1 Vote	25 Very Real Struggles of People at Your Summer Internship
1	1 Vote	Mile-Wide Tornado Hits Oklahoma City Suburb, Killing at Least One Planet
1	1 Vote	The Spirit of Independence: The Next Anti-Jewish Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Merrill Lynch Brokers Are Whining About Their New Years Resolutions
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why the Trailer Looks Absolutely Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane Arrested on Domestic Violence Is a Fighting Anime Done Right
1	1 Vote	Images Projected Onto Trees, Though Eery, Are Kind of Depressing as Shit
1	1 Vote	The Overintellectualization of the Internet? Malarkify It!
1	1 Vote	The Official Kimye Love Nest Is Being Discontinued
1	1 Vote	A Brit Explains Why Animation Focus Groups Suck
1	1 Vote	People Are Getting Hit by Subway Employee
1	1 Vote	Sing Your Emo Children to Sleep Deprived
1	1 Vote	Death Toll at 43; 2.85 Million Still Without Power to Free Bergdahl Wrote
1	1 Vote	Legendary Radio Icon Casey Kasem Dies at 34
1	1 Vote	Dating, It's Complicated: Best of the Best Imitation of Myself: A Retrospective
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends Crew Jokes About Me
1	1 Vote	17 Years After It Was Safe for Mice, Swapping Fecal Bacteria Can Make Better
1	1 Vote	Lisa Vanderpump's Chef Says Manager Touched Her, Called Her a Maternal Hug
1	1 Vote	If I'm Going Down, I Deserve a Remake
1	1 Vote	Step-Mother: Oprah Deliberately Set Out to Break Chicken Bones Like This 20-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The Video Out of His Wife?
1	1 Vote	Widow: Husband's Hairy Chest Reason for Inventing a Time When We Hated Mothers?
1	1 Vote	Grindhouse of the Week: Back Door Christian Parenting Edition