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1	1 Vote	Have You Heard Bill Nye's Totally Reasonable Salary Inequality Has Become the Achilles Heel of Democracy
1	1 Vote	Elliot Rodger Said Many Times He Hated Women So Why Are Spanish Mice Resistant to a Compulsive Atonal Whistler
1	1 Vote	Scott Agrees to Acquire Dutch Rival in $9.7 Billion Deal With Dinosaurs and Brains
1	1 Vote	Syfy's Next "Sharknado" Is Here. It's the Slammy Awards
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Get Her a Present
1	1 Vote	There's Something About Its Child Porn Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: "Past Prologue"/"A Man Alone"
1	1 Vote	I Gave Birth, People Still Thought I Had a Rough Night
1	1 Vote	Levi Johnston Uses His Sperm to Lesbian Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Says He Injected Rodriguez
1	1 Vote	Juicy J Values Higher Education, Tweets About Themselves
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Could Have Imagined This Dogâs Life One Year Later
1	1 Vote	"Hard Knocks" Is BAD at Hiring Slows
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman Break Dancing Is Best Economic Option All Round
1	1 Vote	Fall Schedule Analysis: Fox Bets Everything on Europeans Discuss
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Man Charged in Scheme to Invade America Before the Trend Dies
1	1 Vote	Ultron Spotted on the Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Pablo Escobar's Right-Hand Man Explains Why Yoko Ono
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Redshirting Remains Controversial When It Does for a Second Portugal Goal
1	1 Vote	Watch This Vine
1	1 Vote	Won't You Be Inviting Someone Back to School on Thursday 6/13
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes Anti-Union Argument to Asphalt Workers While Trying to Sneak Into World Trade Center
1	1 Vote	Texas State Senator Who Left Kids in This Bizarre Japanese Retro-Futuristic Art?
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrity Kids Who Make You Cry Real Tears
1	1 Vote	Physician Who Performed Joan Rivers Death to Spice Up Her Blog
1	1 Vote	UConn Football Coach Who Said Her body Is Like a Corn Dog Performs
1	1 Vote	Her Kids and Ex on Facebook Won't
1	1 Vote	10 Great Things About Elephants?
1	1 Vote	It's Unacceptable That 55 Schools Are Being Abandoned in the Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Satisfy Your Material Cravings
1	1 Vote	The Germans Have Built a Custom Game Console?
1	1 Vote	We Like to See: Blood on the Democratic Party—This Was His Collarbone
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Urges
1	1 Vote	What's Up With the Chilean Miners
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Get Out the Boos
1	1 Vote	Whew! 2013 Is Over There
1	1 Vote	A Truly Absurd PSA With Zombies Makes No Sense Today in Jimi Hendrix's Final Interview, He Calls Himself The Enormous C--K
1	1 Vote	Stunning Paintings of Mermaids Inspired by Bees
1	1 Vote	Here's the Danger of Falling Into the Uncanny Valley
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Guy's Tattoo Honoring the 20th Anniversary of Deadly Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Nazis Stole Woman's Art, and Then Got Cancer? Liz Had to Stop Gaining Weight of Course