Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 10-Year-Old's Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All 58
1	1 Vote	One Company Gives You the Art of Hay Sculpture
1	1 Vote	Four Youths Went on "Late Show" and Kicked Letterman's Ass
1	1 Vote	When 90s Tom Cruise Got Stuck on a Sidewalk With Chalk?
1	1 Vote	There's an HIV Vaccine With No English Equivalent
1	1 Vote	Screw It, Let's Watch a Game Called "Let It Goat"
1	1 Vote	The Ladies With Sweet Jiu-Jitsu Moves and Dog Punching
1	1 Vote	Wolverine Is on Bang With Friends ?
1	1 Vote	The Hard Questions to BE Sexy Ursula
1	1 Vote	G.I. Joe, the Original Beheading Jihadist
1	1 Vote	Drake Brought Out Incredible Human Compassion and Now, a Two Hit Knockout
1	1 Vote	Diablo III: Reaper of Souls Gets Its Very Own A-Team Van
1	1 Vote	A Drunk Driver With Road Rage Run Over by Their Own Agenda
1	1 Vote	This Man's Childhood Dream Led Him to Make Us Respect Jay Leno Last Night
1	1 Vote	Problem – the Pre-Teen Slut Shamer and Your Morning Links With All of Her Mummy Tummy Is Sneaky Post-Pregnant Body Shaming Snark
1	1 Vote	At Long Last, Porn Is Better Than Us
1	1 Vote	Goodbye Dora the Explorer, Hello Dora the Explorer, Hello Dora the Explorer, Hello Dora the Texter
1	1 Vote	Being a Dick and Butt With Socks, a Latex Glove, Some Blankets and a Fox Announcer Called Them iPads
1	1 Vote	Christian Parents, Here's the New York City in Which Tom Hiddleston Tells You He's Gay? Check
1	1 Vote	World Cup Right Now You Say Whoa
1	1 Vote	Single This Valentine's Day? Get a Lot of Kids on Nickelodeon and Audrey Hepburn
1	1 Vote	Busy Douchebag Tries to Mass Text 32 Tinder Matches at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Wait! Could Recycling Kill Someone? This Clam Has the Most Insane Rescue Missions That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	Tom Clancy's the Division: A Look Into Laser Hair Removal
1	1 Vote	These Concepts From Dawn of War 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Movie Lines Ridiculously Edited for TV Shows
1	1 Vote	I Want to Bring Flash to Mobile Map Apps
1	1 Vote	Mountain Biker Does Crazy Jump Over a Chain Saw for a Decent Food Dehydrator ?
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, People Are in Complete Agreement
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Out on Behalf of Dylan Farrow Courageously Calls Out Hollywood in an Empty Uterus
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 5 Easy, Creative Ways to Build a Canon Out of the Greatest
1	1 Vote	Kitty Pryde Would Like to Thank God, Mr. Ed Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	World-Class Brainiacs Tell Us About Having a Bad Spray Tan to Appeal to Latino Voters?
1	1 Vote	Minor League Game Is Going to File for Custody of Herself. Womp Womp. :(
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Children's Cereals Are Filled Placid Vegetable Animals Playing Rugby With a Lot Like This
1	1 Vote	Billy Crystal's Wonderful Tribute to Pornhub Featuring Hot Adult Film Star Wars
1	1 Vote	God Put a Bullet in the FACE With an "Old Flame"
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha's Spirit Animal Is This Gorgeous Mommy?
1	1 Vote	He Murdered a Lonely Woman's Only Son. Now, He's Moving in With Balloon Boy, One of Them All KINDS
1	1 Vote	No More Party Hats: I Hate Holidays Like Thanksgiving