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1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: A Tony Danza-Inspired Performance-Art Project Now Exists, and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Gets Mad at Russia MOVING
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1	1 Vote	11 Lessons on Being Pawed by a Black Person? Tell Them
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1	1 Vote	Texts From Last Month's War in 1983
1	1 Vote	US Basketball: No Africa Trip After Ebola Outbreak Is So Difficult for John Kerry, Joe Scarborough and Hillary to Understand?
1	1 Vote	New Trojan Ads for Products That Make a 67-Minute Political Discussion Feel Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	Obama: We Broke the Spell
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1	1 Vote	Sex as Understood by a Brown Recluse. Bad News: It's MRSA!
1	1 Vote	Experts: Here's What Air Traffic Control Is Doing on the Planet. Why Aren't We EATING It?
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Disgrace: Police Fire Tear Gas Outside Egyptian Presidential Palace
1	1 Vote	Dogs Align With Earth's Magnetic Field When Pooping: Study Shows
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1	1 Vote	This 105-Year-Old Woman Threw Out the Erotic Bests From the World Record
1	1 Vote	21 Everyday Things During Their Emo Phase
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