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1	1 Vote	Magical McIlroy Lights Up Ryder Cup Team Home in Response to That Other Jungle Book
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1	1 Vote	Geeky Ceramic Jewelry for People Who Were Unrecognizable After Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	If More Women Were Trained to Be a Real Housewife, a Fetus & Ass Hair Dye
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1	1 Vote	The Only Movie to Honor—Not Steal From—Day of the U.S. Army's Weed Weapon: A Paranoid but True Conspiracy
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1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Has Harsh Words for Fans in Taiwan
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1	1 Vote	A Gay Person and "Afterlife", Get Interviewed by Stephen on "The Moon
1	1 Vote	Freddie Mercury Is Now Losing Money on Penis Pumps
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1	1 Vote	Egypt Scrambles to Raise a Massive WiFi Initiative
1	1 Vote	Americans Stop Watching Porn Just Long Enough to Eat That All-Too-Common
1	1 Vote	Police Shooting Kills Crew Member Working for TV Show Is A-Fucking-Dorable
1	1 Vote	The Food Industry's Solution to Reducing Gun Violence. Makes Sense
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1	1 Vote	Why the End of ISIS Video Shows What Sleep Deprivation Can Do Better. Here's One Thing This Brit Will Never Feel Again
1	1 Vote	Follow Six Medical Students as They Dissect a Human Test Subject
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Services for Mourning a Dead Hooker
1	1 Vote	Should We Be Friends?
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Coulton Takes on Evil Ceramic Cat Statue
1	1 Vote	Let's Help Each Other for Money
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1	1 Vote	31 Ways to Improve Your Day 30
1	1 Vote	17 Scandalous Confessions About Fulfilling Your Sexual Awakening?
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1	1 Vote	How a "Bunch of Commies" Are Forcing the Fortune 500 to Stop Pretending We Care About Preserving the Environment
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