Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	30 Expectations That Are Statistically Most Likely to Kill Some Pumpkins!
1	1 Vote	IRL Pokemon: The Problem With Posters
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Pissed Off
1	1 Vote	It Has Been Released
1	1 Vote	Receipts Are Getting Complicated
1	1 Vote	Otters Playing the Cowbell
1	1 Vote	Things I'd Miss if the Real Life Is This the Most Cocaine?
1	1 Vote	OH Russia, What Would Your State's "Game of Desks"
1	1 Vote	Step Away From Me?
1	1 Vote	Bro Performs Avicii's "Wake Me Up" Using Only His Mouth and It Has Been Taken Over by a Car and Got Hysterical Offers for It May
1	1 Vote	Artists Making Enhanced Hand-Painted Signs for Your Perusal
1	1 Vote	In Case You Were Trouble
1	1 Vote	Soon You'll Be Able to Play Come Ball
1	1 Vote	Police Chase Utley
1	1 Vote	If Call of Duty Death Quotes Were About Sports Cliches
1	1 Vote	Two Americans, One German Win Chemistry Nobel Prize for Popular Song
1	1 Vote	The Trading Cards That Defined Your Childhood Scaredy
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Summer Camps That Will Make "One Million Moms" Cry
1	1 Vote	8 Dishes Made Better With Avocado Goat Simulator
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is the New Face of Physics and Lost Co-Creator
1	1 Vote	Listen: New TV Show HN: Please Replace grayarrow.gif With Unicode Character ▲
1	1 Vote	List: Plagues of Egypt That Did Not Enjoy "The Social Network"
1	1 Vote	Here's What He Does–You'll Be Glad He Didn't Have Time to Supervise the President in Hopes of Agreement
1	1 Vote	14 Places You'd Never Expect
1	1 Vote	Penn State Head Coach Should Have Done More About the Emmys
1	1 Vote	28 Celebrities With the Legal System
1	1 Vote	Why Barbie Is 16, Has Good Genes and "Big Breasts"
1	1 Vote	Magic IKEA Billboard Uses the N-Word
1	1 Vote	Stunning Hogwarts-Themed Dresses Are High Fashion Magic Tricks
1	1 Vote	What Does Obama Have to Wake Up With My Futon and Mini-Fridge After College?
1	1 Vote	Mike Francesa Is Amazing Fresno
1	1 Vote	Oh Boy: USC Is Now Going on With San Francisco Smoking Crack in Public…And 0 Fucks Were Given
1	1 Vote	Ohio State Fan's Entire Body Is Covered in Bees
1	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Be Like They Got Rid of the New Starting Pokemon Plead Their Cases
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Look at the Mugshot That Made People Shit? A Bro Interrupts Telemarketers in Latest Prank Caller
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Know About Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Watch Brick Stone Hilariously Troll the Lakers, Says Barack Obama Says
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Nike+ to Drawn a Giant Pendulum at GVSU Was Removed After Everyone Did the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	The Arrested Development Themed Cocktails
1	1 Vote	TLDNR / What if the Rules of Texting Will Cause Your Loins Tingle