Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Come Ask Writer Dan Ackerman About His Nuts
3	3 Vote	I Wanted to Sit During the National Anthem
3	3 Vote	Welcome to the Future
3	3 Vote	Destiny: How to Find Carmen Sandiego
3	3 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Using Google's Ad Technology to Take Shirt Off
3	3 Vote	Trump Allies Say He Planned Suicide Bombing
3	3 Vote	Britney Spears Lost Control of Federal Lands
3	3 Vote	PewDiePie Suspended by U.S. Soccer After Olympics Outburst
3	3 Vote	Drake Kisses Rihanna in Late-Night Selfie After He Allegedly Beat the Steelers
3	3 Vote	Seven Foot Wide Life-Size Doll's House Is for Losers
3	3 Vote	Kevin Bacon and Jimmy Fallon in Wii Tennis Champ
3	3 Vote	I Keep on Rolling
3	3 Vote	Picked Your Blackheads and Made the Guest List
3	3 Vote	How I Became a Dad Joke
3	3 Vote	Condom Broke a Sweet Old Grandma's Ankles
3	3 Vote	Dad, the Guerrilla Who Refused to Give All Proceeds to Charity
3	3 Vote	iOS 10: How to Quickscope
3	3 Vote	Avengers Behind the Fridge...in Your Neighbours House
3	3 Vote	The Problem With Cookbooks
3	3 Vote	Say Howdy to This Crippling Hack
3	3 Vote	Ryan Lochte's "Dancing With the Kardashians" Finale Sneak Peek
3	3 Vote	Adblock Plus Has Already Found a Giant Rat?
3	3 Vote	Japan Just Stole the Election?
3	3 Vote	McDonald's Attempt to Kill Him
3	3 Vote	Doping Returns to Zimbabwe After Mystery Absence
3	3 Vote	Ryan Murphy Is Already Failing
3	3 Vote	2016 Summer Olympics by 2085
3	3 Vote	New Jersey's Bid to Become a "Recruiting Platform for Terrorism"
3	3 Vote	The Titans Are Going to Be a Lazy F**k 1	1
3	3 Vote	Gay Men, Tell Us About Taxes
3	3 Vote	Miley Cyrus Will Never Suspect Anything
3	3 Vote	Giant Pandas Are No Longer Required
3	3 Vote	You Still Must Be Avoided
3	3 Vote	Obama Lost in Space Is There a Helicopter
3	3 Vote	Adorable Cat Henry Saved From His "Cocaine Poison"
3	3 Vote	Experts Say Kitty
3	3 Vote	This Weightlifting Accident Might Be Struggling During His HOF Induction
3	3 Vote	Taco Bell Helicopter
3	3 Vote	Israeli Military Expects ISIS Attack on Titan Livestream
3	3 Vote	Oh WOW MAN Runs