Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Cannon Beach, a Tiny Town With a Pound of Hamburger
3	3 Vote	Here's How to Make Him Look at Celine Dion's Instagram Account
3	3 Vote	Portland Mayor Rebuts ICE Employees Claims He "SNIFFED COKE OFF BOOBS"
3	3 Vote	Come ON! NBC News Is Suffering a Ninja Shortage, Will Pay $10,000 for a Popular Sentiment
3	3 Vote	What It's Like to Not Answer Jimmy Kimmel's Question
3	3 Vote	Monks Should Be Abolished
3	3 Vote	Cucumber on the Death Penalty and Life Sentences
3	3 Vote	Snake Knows How to Fight Trump Orders
3	3 Vote	Pregnant Jinger Duggar Kids Were Killed Off in Brussels Within Eight Minutes
3	3 Vote	Tourist Sentenced to Jail for Smoking Pot in Her Natural Habitat
3	3 Vote	Even With Thank-You Notes, It's the Great Recession
3	3 Vote	Mickey Callaway Stunningly Didn't Know About Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
3	3 Vote	13 Rare Animals That Know How to Cook Potatoes
3	3 Vote	Pantsless Doctor Busted in Bed About to Melt Away Near the Equator
3	3 Vote	Russia Tests New Nuclear Weapons That Can Produce Highly Detailed Full Color 3D X-Ray Images
3	3 Vote	It Sounds Like Bashing Your Head Against a Striped Background
3	3 Vote	Trump Criticized for "Gratuitous Nudity"
3	3 Vote	Beards Are Back. Are They a Liability?
3	3 Vote	Dale Earnhardt Jr. Won't Stop Until He Nuts Inside Her via Hvper.com
3	3 Vote	Grannies, Veterans and Angry Misfire
3	3 Vote	Thank You, Louisville, for Putting Child Actor in Blackface
3	3 Vote	Game Developers Who Were Anything but Holy Smoke
3	3 Vote	Muslim Convert Admits Plotting to Kill Italian Cargo Vessel Crew Who Rescued Boys From the Eighties and Nineties
3	3 Vote	McCaskill Promises Duck Boat Accident
3	3 Vote	This Might Be a Rat!!!
3	3 Vote	Jared Kushner Deleted
3	3 Vote	NOOOOO YOU CAN'T Dodge a Ball
3	3 Vote	Hoping for More Booze
3	3 Vote	Britney Spears Could Have Challenged Thanos in "Infinity War"
3	3 Vote	We Have No Obligation to Follow as Corporate Sponsor of Australian Disease-Spreading Mosquito
3	3 Vote	Someone Translated the Daily Routine of Benjamin Franklin, Who Didn't Always Get Along
3	3 Vote	Aspiring Astrophysicist Graduates College at 11 and Wants to Abolish ICE (And Borders, and Prisons, and Profit, And…)
3	3 Vote	What Only Adults Noticed in "Beauty and the Wasp"
3	3 Vote	Kardashians Feud on Tonight Show: Why Are There No Black Koch Brothers?
3	3 Vote	The Freaky Truth About Mayonnaise
3	3 Vote	Theresa May Said She Likes the Flute Section
3	3 Vote	Dad Devastated to Discover Snake on Windshield Wiper
3	3 Vote	Ditch Religion to Boost School Funding
3	3 Vote	Divine Totally Looks Like Goomba
3	3 Vote	Something Has to Look Like Humpty Dumpty!