Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Lots of Lovely Robots Come on In!
3	3 Vote	Teacher Revolts Are Giving Us Major Decor Inspo
3	3 Vote	This Men's Fragrance Gets Me Chicken Nuggets
3	3 Vote	Now Is Not as Soon as You Think!
3	3 Vote	What Dermatologists Think About Getting Arrested
3	3 Vote	Churchgoer, 88, Becomes Britain's Oldest Stalker After Falling From High-Rise Condo Building
3	3 Vote	Behold the Full Patch Notes
3	3 Vote	Department of Homeland Security Created a Giant Angry Marlin 1	1
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Falls
3	3 Vote	NASA Satellite Launched to Remove Loot Boxes
3	3 Vote	Eating Fried Food Just Twice Per Week Increases Your Chance to Settle Old Scores
3	3 Vote	Which State Has Largest Death Row Inmate Since 1997
3	3 Vote	My Eel Is Electric Scooters
3	3 Vote	Thanks for the Giant Squid
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry Treated Like Trash Panda
3	3 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Is Really a "Chubby Cry Baby"
3	3 Vote	Yogurt May Not Know About Straws
3	3 Vote	This High-Tech Skin Turns Almost Any Object Into a Watermelon
3	3 Vote	Stunning Sphinx Discovered at the Doctor's Office
3	3 Vote	World's Oldest Solid Cheese Found in Suitcase on Popular MD Beach
3	3 Vote	Playing "Clair De Lune" on Piano for an Animal-Inspired Wedding
3	3 Vote	No Wonder You Feel Emotions
3	3 Vote	A Giant Elf Carrying a Tray of Chicken Alfredo
3	3 Vote	I Dont Need No Car Bomb
3	3 Vote	My Dad Could Eat Your Greens
3	3 Vote	Fox News Are Only Going to Castrate You, You Fool!
3	3 Vote	Democrats Expecting a Baby With Bubbles
3	3 Vote	I Just Want to Break Wonga's Legs With Baseball Bat
3	3 Vote	Some Men Just Want to Hear That, Bro
3	3 Vote	Millions of Girls at 2am
3	3 Vote	I Appreciate You Human Trafficking
3	3 Vote	Man With Severed Hand Will Not Be Too Early for Toddler Dying of Brain Cancer
3	3 Vote	Texts Show Police Were Not "Homosexual"
3	3 Vote	Barack Obama in California to Launch Brewery and Donate Profits to Planned Parenthood
3	3 Vote	TFW Babies Know the End
3	3 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Rhythm
3	3 Vote	North Korea to Decide Who Wins
3	3 Vote	Bungie Is Cracking Down On, Uh, Sand Theft
3	3 Vote	Vice President Pence Denies He's Married
3	3 Vote	Millennials React to Shocking Death Toll