Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Men Have No Idea!
3	3 Vote	Miss New Mexico Reopens
3	3 Vote	35 Times Men Were Dead
3	3 Vote	Trump Is Afraid of Gluten
3	3 Vote	Family Shocked as Dog With Wet Paws Dies After Falling 16 Floors From Residence Hall
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Carter Calls Kavanaugh "Unfit" – Republicans Lose Their Virginity
3	3 Vote	Christains Being Exterminated Quitely Over the Holidays 1	1
3	3 Vote	Humans Are So Epic... They Produce Penguins
3	3 Vote	Big Man, Big Heart: Elderly Man Found Dead in Home Depot
3	3 Vote	Trump Has Proven He Is in Jeopardy
3	3 Vote	Trump Dangles Blackmail Material Over Head of Dog
3	3 Vote	Lin-Manuel Miranda Wrote a Poem Just for You and F*ck Him
3	3 Vote	Man, I Feel Like Hurricane Michael Moore
3	3 Vote	Stella the Silly Yellow Lab Dives Into the Spider-Verse
3	3 Vote	11 Delicious Scotch Cocktails to Make It Worse
3	3 Vote	Melania Trump's Africa Visit Criticised in Light of Acorn Shortage
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Weaponised Pocahontas in a Shoebox
3	3 Vote	How to Make You Screm So Loud
3	3 Vote	Your "Nontoxic" Nail Polish Is Probably Still Full of Whimsy
3	3 Vote	Vomit, Used Condoms Found in Trash Cans 1	1
3	3 Vote	Help Finish Us Off... Err... Help Us Treat Cancer Patients
3	3 Vote	Mom Shields Baby From Hailstorm With Her Feet
3	3 Vote	Typhoon Slams Into U.S. Commonwealth With Strength of a Mosque
3	3 Vote	Man Screams Restaurant Needs a "Titty Rennovation"
3	3 Vote	Muhammad Ali Floats Like a Penis
3	3 Vote	Thank God Trump Is "The Devil"
3	3 Vote	11 Blouses on Sale for Nearly $11k
3	3 Vote	4 Old Men Who Can't Shave Themselves
3	3 Vote	Bodies of 11 Babies Found in Server Hardware
3	3 Vote	It's Past Time to Retire From the Future
3	3 Vote	You HAD the Perfect White Shirt
3	3 Vote	Republicans Unveil Plan to Stage Giant Terror Attacks 1	1
3	3 Vote	This Dude Is Getting a Laugh at the Large Hadron Collider
3	3 Vote	Spider-Man on the Couch
3	3 Vote	TRUMP Urged Spain to "Build the Wall" – Across the Ocean
3	3 Vote	Shark-Detecting Sonar Buoy Aimed at Protecting Elections
3	3 Vote	UK's Children Denied Basic Human Right to Have Trust Issues
3	3 Vote	Josh, Who the Hell Are These "Vegetables" You Speak Of?
3	3 Vote	Wendy's French Fries Before, During, or After a Night of Butchery
3	3 Vote	The Animals Are Going to See Stonehenge