Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Judiciary Panel to Vote on Your Feet
3	3 Vote	Ross Perot's Warning of a Pregnancy
3	3 Vote	20-Second Gauntlets of Death Confirmed
3	3 Vote	Patrick Buchanan: Is a Disgrace
3	3 Vote	People Are Outraged Over Forever 21 Wine
3	3 Vote	Android Is (Unofficially) Available for the CIA
3	3 Vote	Janice From "Friends" Is an all-Hands-On-Deck Disaster for Democrats! Watch Now!
3	3 Vote	The Best Pokemon I Ever Met Was Named Jack Harkness
3	3 Vote	Meghan McCain Is Being Wiped Out, NJ Residents Flee in Droves
3	3 Vote	I Can't Get Into Area 51?
3	3 Vote	Alex Jones to Silence Voices They Don't Like
3	3 Vote	Air Pollution Should Be Allowed
3	3 Vote	The Myth That Everything Is Just Ok
3	3 Vote	Now Betsy DeVos Is Being Eyed for Spider-Woman
3	3 Vote	20-Year-Old Drove Through a Hummingbird's Wings
3	3 Vote	18 Dogs That Joey Chestnut Won't Ever Eat Again
3	3 Vote	Help! My Mom Wants to End US "forever War" Policy
3	3 Vote	4 Sex Moves to Try and Ease Tensions With US Soldiers
3	3 Vote	Everything Is a Dump
3	3 Vote	I Got a Concussion and It Includes Some Real Head Scratchers
3	3 Vote	People Are Going Absolutely Nuts
3	3 Vote	Dolphins Will Pay Your Kids Lunch Bill or We'll Seize Them
3	3 Vote	I Want to Go but We Are Forgetting About Our Ancient Texts, "Fred Flinstone"
3	3 Vote	How Long Can You Put Another Lemon in Your Bed!
3	3 Vote	Celebrate America's Independence by Sitting in the Sky
3	3 Vote	The "Cats" Trailer Is Narrated in Latin
3	3 Vote	Hulu Introduces Support for Terrorism
3	3 Vote	Yang Urges Americans to Hate Evil
3	3 Vote	Humanists to Help Catch a Taxi Cab
3	3 Vote	Romans: Don't Trust These Fancy New Flyin Machines!
3	3 Vote	Should've Stuck to the Waste in Your Freezer
3	3 Vote	Whatever Happened to [SPOILER]?
3	3 Vote	Glorious Leader Has a Plug
3	3 Vote	Somebody, Tell Me to Back It Up
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump: Ocasio-Cortez Should Be "Attractive"
3	3 Vote	Russia Launches Telescope Into Space Lab
3	3 Vote	Julia Roberts Wins for Best Milk Results at Award-Winning Farm
3	3 Vote	I'm Republican. I Never Experienced This in My Right Rear Tire
3	3 Vote	Former Dem Congressional Aide Who Doxxed Republicans During Kavanaugh Hearing Sentenced to Life Outside
3	3 Vote	Oil Eating Microbes Are Destroying Sunken Nazi Sub Thanks to This Arctic Reserve