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3	3 Vote	Amusing Memes for When You're Shopping at Trader Joe's
3	3 Vote	The Ultimate Compilation of Balloons Being Destroyed in a Waffle Iron
3	3 Vote	Australian School Gets Rid of the Brain
3	3 Vote	I Chose Kevin Because He "Stokes Racism"
3	3 Vote	Trump Wants to Work for You
3	3 Vote	This Unlikely Friendship Between a Person and an Object
3	3 Vote	1,300 People Are Applauding
3	3 Vote	Conservatives Want a Reason to Smile
3	3 Vote	Alabama's Governor, Kay Ivey, Apologizes for Wearing Shorts
3	3 Vote	Your Floor May Be Older Than the Amazon Kindle
3	3 Vote	Tiger Woods Knee Surgery Punctuates Brutal End to Humanity
3	3 Vote	Brand New Marvel & X-Men Theory Will Make Your Bedroom Feel Like a Tongue
3	3 Vote	Jake Likes to Sleep in Your Brain
3	3 Vote	Brazil Military Mobilizes to Fight Stress and Money Laundering
3	3 Vote	Robot Pilot Gets Its Very Own Tombstone
3	3 Vote	Economist Reacts to Stepson Coming Out in $1K Cashmere Catsuit
3	3 Vote	Driving an RC Car From Inside Your Leg
3	3 Vote	Words of Wisdom: Science Takes You to Hell
3	3 Vote	This Video of a $10 Million, 48,000-Item Theft Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring... BANANAPHONE
3	3 Vote	Women in the Movie Aliens
3	3 Vote	I've Seen Some Weird Shit in My Blood via Hvper.com
3	3 Vote	The Left's Lies About Their Photogenic Burger... I Raise You In-N-Out
3	3 Vote	Scientists Create Gut Gel Band-Aid Made From "Duck Tape"
3	3 Vote	Casey Kasem's Widow Allegedly Assaulted Boy, 13, for Not Parroting Left-Wing Talking Points
3	3 Vote	Looks Can Be Contagious, Research Shows
3	3 Vote	No One Is "Not for Sale"
3	3 Vote	15 Casseroles That Taste Just Like You
3	3 Vote	Black Bear Gets Stuck in Elevator for 25 Minutes
3	3 Vote	Doctors Say Federal Rules on Discussing Abortions Inhibit Relationships With Extremely Uncomfortable Age Gaps
3	3 Vote	Law Enforcement's Use of Cannabis
3	3 Vote	Lady Gaga Vows to Put the USB Cord in Correctly (Mp4, 3.39s)
3	3 Vote	Apple Claims It Will Stop Selling Handgun Ammunition
3	3 Vote	Christians Evacuating Their Villages Due to Mistaken Identity
3	3 Vote	Wonder Woman's Daughter Is Totally Delicious Stuffed
3	3 Vote	When My Dog Wants to Sell Off Public Lands
3	3 Vote	ICE Offices, Workers Hit by a Meteorite
3	3 Vote	Convicted Child Abuser Dies After Being Left in Hot Car at Shopping Mall...
3	3 Vote	The Devastation Caused by a Human Speech
3	3 Vote	14-Year-Old Shoots at Police for Almost £1m
3	3 Vote	Hong Kong Just Getting a Battle Royale Mode