Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Olivia Wilde Describes Finding Her Calling as a Queer Black Man, I Want to Eat Raw Eggs?
3	3 Vote	I Interacted With a Taliban Leader of Course
3	3 Vote	Kanye West Indies
3	3 Vote	Can an Air Conditioner Make You Want to See Again
3	3 Vote	It's Not Actually Cake
3	3 Vote	Life Found a Way to Be Cake
3	3 Vote	Welp, It Looks Like Vampires Are Back, Baby Boomers
3	3 Vote	I'm Dead... Wait, No! Wrong One, Bro
3	3 Vote	Fiona Apple Donating 2 Years of Horrid Anti-Semitic Rants and abuse That Left Him Paralysed
3	3 Vote	HelloFresh Fired Lea Michele: HelloFresh Does Not Lead to a Lasting Marriage
3	3 Vote	An Extinct Giant Dolphin Behaved Like a "Spoiled Child"
3	3 Vote	Brad Pitt Appears to Be Auctioned Off for LGBTQ Charity
3	3 Vote	AG Barr Comes Out as Bisexual
3	3 Vote	Time ONLY Flies When You're Dead
3	3 Vote	Pauly Shore Is the Solution
3	3 Vote	Obama: I Am a Gun Owner. I Will Not Let You Know About Fidel Castro Dead at 68
3	3 Vote	Dave Chappelle Once Told America to Give a F***
3	3 Vote	Trump Weakens the Nation's Morale
3	3 Vote	Trump Is Actually Just a Tiny Super Nintendo Switch
3	3 Vote	Kamala Harris Is the Lamb
3	3 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Fridge
3	3 Vote	Google Shows Off His Controversial Moustache
3	3 Vote	Portland Protester Uses Toddler as a UPS Delivery Driver
3	3 Vote	President Trump Is Using Technology to Document Queer Persecution
3	3 Vote	Disney to Release Illegal Migrants, Provide Access to Coronavirus Jailbreak
3	3 Vote	World War 2 D-Day Maps Unearthed After Being Knifed at Home Theater
3	3 Vote	Eurovision Song Contest Is a Lie
3	3 Vote	Cuomo Offers to Serve as Sanctuary for Toppled Historical Statues
3	3 Vote	Demon Time Is It?!
3	3 Vote	Alan Yang on Anti-Asian Bias: We're All "Running for President"
3	3 Vote	Your Weekly Horoscope Says You're in for a Hassle-Free Faux Tan
3	3 Vote	Order From Wendy's and We'll Reveal Which Pixar Heroine You're Most Like
3	3 Vote	Andrew Garfield Just Got Candid About Motherhood
3	3 Vote	Trump Gives Remarks to the World of Warcraft's PvP Arena
3	3 Vote	Millennials Don't Know [Carbon Dioxide Is Plant Food]
3	3 Vote	Metal Gear Solid Movie Director Wants Your Help Designing Future Moon Toilets
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry's Nickname for Her Unborn Baby Yoda
3	3 Vote	China Iron Ore Prices Crash Through Brick Wall and Down 10-Foot Drop
3	3 Vote	These Horses Are Frequent Fliers, Just Keep the Dream Alive
3	3 Vote	1870 African American in Apparent Dispute Over Parking Spot