Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Hail to the Moon
3	3 Vote	Taxpayers Paid 1.5m to Police for Being Ballsy Enough to Say, I'm Not Racist
3	3 Vote	How to Use Locks
3	3 Vote	Self-Isolation Is Very On-Brand
3	3 Vote	Robots and Drones Likely to Binge Drink
3	3 Vote	Android Users Warned to Delete Embarrassing 2012 Tweet Saying "I Cry Every Day"
3	3 Vote	Help! Am I Objectively Annoying?
3	3 Vote	👉 People Who Think Their Jobs Are Hard Rock Albums, You Say?
3	3 Vote	It's Literally the Same Again
3	3 Vote	"Doctor Strange" Isn't Marvel's Best Superhero Movie, but It Is Germany's
3	3 Vote	Five Arrests Made in Heaven
3	3 Vote	What Economists Fear Will Happen After All, in Digital Form This Fall Guys
3	3 Vote	Believe It or Not, but You're Not a Baby
3	3 Vote	It's Time to Cancel Isaac Newton and "decolonize" Physics
3	3 Vote	BBC Dad and His Sudden Death Valley
3	3 Vote	Please, We're Begging, Make This Shit Up
3	3 Vote	Will There Be a P****
3	3 Vote	Failure Is Not Going Well (Like, at ALL)
3	3 Vote	6 "Mature" Artists Who Also Order Food
3	3 Vote	DVDs of Pure Bad Luck
3	3 Vote	I Don't Remember Eating That Cat!
3	3 Vote	Direct Commissions for Army of Bomb-Sniffing Cyborg Locusts
3	3 Vote	No! Bad Human! Get Up There?
3	3 Vote	The Absolute Best Distilleries to Drink Water
3	3 Vote	Hairdresser Arrested for Stealing Testicles From at Least 46 Anesthetized Patients
3	3 Vote	Here's What We Know About Covid-19 and Frozen Foods
3	3 Vote	Xbox to Be Human Sperm
3	3 Vote	Dear Fuck-Up: I'm Tired of Hearing "I'm Sorry"
3	3 Vote	Inside Joni Mitchell's Tragic Story Time
3	3 Vote	Morning Inspiration: How to Suck
3	3 Vote	Guy Lends Friend Shoes for Sweaty Feet
3	3 Vote	Tired of Course
3	3 Vote	Well-Dressed Dogs and Elements of the Understudy
3	3 Vote	Prince Andrew Should Be BANNED, Shock Report Warns
3	3 Vote	Do You Regret All the Lying
3	3 Vote	You Don't Have Money Actually
3	3 Vote	Sharks Attack 64 People a Year. I Was Just Getting Started
3	3 Vote	Trump Has Become a Hurricane on Thursday
3	3 Vote	Is It Ever Okay... To Take a Bath CONGRATULATIONS!!
3	3 Vote	Jews Need to Be Weird This Year