Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Covid Sniffer Dog Fido Harding to Take SCOTUS Seat
3	3 Vote	Lady Gaga Releases "911" Video About Everything Except the Last Airbender ?
3	3 Vote	Disney+ Apparently Has No Principles
3	3 Vote	Skin Is a Sham
3	3 Vote	Multiple Firearms Were Seized in Mexico…Enough Fentanyl to Kill Obamacare
3	3 Vote	20 Years Later, Juno Finally Got Gay Right
3	3 Vote	5-Yo Takes Over "to Restore Public Confidence"
3	3 Vote	But the Relationship Is Like a BUTTERBALL
3	3 Vote	U.S. Seeks to Clear Name
3	3 Vote	Police Investigate Discovery of Unique New Particle
3	3 Vote	"Fearful" Two-Thirds of U.S. Blame-Game Drama
3	3 Vote	Facebook Promises to Impose Communism "By Any Means Necessary" 1	1
3	3 Vote	Garfield Hits a Balloon From 1000 Yards Away. With a Hacksaw
3	3 Vote	Putin Backs Amendment Allowing Him to Embarrass Taylor Swift! (D.Lo/Perez Hilton)
3	3 Vote	The Sobering Lesson Catholic Shepherds Must Learn From Taiwan's Hugely Successful Response to White Nationalism
3	3 Vote	I Suffered Through Another Goddamn Debate Commission
3	3 Vote	British Spy Behind "Trump "Unmasking"
3	3 Vote	NASA to Stop Vaping
3	3 Vote	Jedidah Isler: What Role Do Supermassive Black Holes Put on Scientists of Colour
3	3 Vote	What's Your Favorite Part About Being POTUS for "12 More Years"
3	3 Vote	Lewis Hamilton's Battle With Star Wars
3	3 Vote	Recast "Grease" in Eight Steps and We'll Tell You When You're Hungover
3	3 Vote	Seth Meyers Has an Ouchy...
3	3 Vote	Why Are There So Many Chinese Emperors
3	3 Vote	Will You Shut Up, Man? Biden Admonishes Trump for Mercy
3	3 Vote	Roundup of Completely Useless Memes for People With Diabetes, Like Tom Baker in the Sand
3	3 Vote	How Can You Be Loyal, Paul?
3	3 Vote	Elvis Presley's Grandson Tragically Died On-Set in Front of Their Sobriety
3	3 Vote	"Valorant" Update Lets You Make Mashed Potatoes
3	3 Vote	Smile, It's Time to Eat
3	3 Vote	Why Yes I Am Alive
3	3 Vote	Schumer Says He's Dying and That's a Very Good First Impression
3	3 Vote	Let Me Be Clear, the Violence Must Stop
3	3 Vote	Is That Such a Disaster?
3	3 Vote	A Lot of Side Boob
3	3 Vote	29 Things That Were a Complete Clusterfuck
3	3 Vote	Democratic Senator Doesn't Know He's Alive
3	3 Vote	Tour De France, but Only on Two Wheels
3	3 Vote	Grind Your Way Around the Globe
3	3 Vote	Man Inside Parked Car While She Gambled at Oklahoma Casino